All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash

Breaking News, officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart.

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• Comedy

[rockbandmaniac2]

REALLY even in this video there are still people who think this is real, the stupidity of some people is unbelievable

[skins017]

i feel like Crtl Alt Deleting myself!

[MumblingMickey]

@rockbandmaniac2 You better believe it... makes you wonder doesn't it...

Until recently we assumed humans were the brightest animals on earth... then we actually measured IQ... and even by human standards the other great apes in the Congo Republic exceed the intelligence of the human population... which is fucking startling.

[MumblingMickey]

@TMSH90

RE: your comment to julian40900 -> "you dont say?"

Until I had a sampling of the things people actually thought due to mostly stupidity I had no idea how dumb fuck stupid so many people really were.

The internet is nothing short of an amazing eye opener when you look at peoples comments. How in the name of fuck did humanity ever make it out of the savannas with mushrooms like this in tow?

[MumblingMickey]

@savagecabage Basically Nigerians are the 'Ferengi' of this world... without the actual money... and they assume everyone else has the same average IQ they have... which is an astounding 69-70 percentile... I'm not sure but I think my dog is brighter than that!

[MumblingMickey]

@savagecabage Nigeria's entire culture is built on who can scam who best. The country is wealthy in resources, probably more diamonds, gold, coal, aluminium, silver etc than any other nation on earth per capita, yet the population are living in poverty.

Look it up, it'd be like living in an open air prison where only fraudsters are incarcerated.

The really funny thing is if they put just 1% of the energy they put into scams into bone-fide business they really would wealthy.

[MumblingMickey]

@OrganicDrew shielding the innards of desktops with a thin wire cage is not that bad an idea actually... can't see it adding too much to the cost of a computer... or anything electronic for that matter.

I'm sure the military thought about that though.

[MumblingMickey]

@IbanezShredderMan That's googlies default 500 error message.... they should change that every time...but the irony of it... some of those monkeys seem to be commenting on this page...

one guy thinks there are wait for it

"Hundreds of people on the internet"

you'd wonder how many people he thinks are living in the world.

[MumblingMickey]

@Tamizushi No but if you read some of the comments the comedy continues...

It's almost staggering how many people simply can't think beyond numbers consistent with the small change they carry in their pocket.

There was a time when almost everyone online (well on BBS's) had more than a days education under their belt... then they went out and bought all the monkeys laptops and taught them to type.

Now the internet is populated by people who have the intellectual capacity of a cantaloupe.

[MumblingMickey]

@rockbandmaniac2 You're kidding me? Surely nobody is that dumb?