I'm A Bro

Parody of The Lonely Island's "I'm On A Boat."

Autotune vocals recorded to an iPhone using Smule's (www.smule.com) "I Am T-Pain" app.

It's amazing how much apple juice mixed with a little seltzer water looks like Bud Light Lime.

Lyrics:
Aw shit, get your condoms ready, its about to go down
All the ladies in the place to the fuckin bar
Cause were in the motherfuckin zone
Were running this, lets go

Im a bro, Im a bro, take a good hard look cause youre staring at a bro
Im a bro, Im a bro, everybody look at me, Im a motherfucking bro

Im a bro, motherfucker, take a look at me
Spending every weekend watching UFC
Whats a girl look like naked? Man, of course I know!
A fucking force baby, yeah you know that Im a bro

Take a picture trick, cause Im a bro, bitch
Ill drop a C-note on Ed Hardy stuff quick
Ive got his t-shirts and his flippy floppys
Im into TapOut and working out with P90 X

I go bar hoppin, with my boys and shit
Were huntin dimes, but well take whatever we get
I think that when I grope you it's a complement
Cause Im a bro, motherfucker, dont you ever forget

Yeah Im a bro and, its going down and
Im drinking Bud Light Limes and Jager Bombs yeah
Im the king of the road, with my V-dubs rolling
Heading to the club with my sub-woofs going

FUCK YOU GRANDMA, THESE DUDES IS REAL

Fuck girls, I hang with dudes motherfucker
Extra medium shirts motherfucker
Pre-made tears in my jeans motherfucker
Slippin ruffies in drinks motherfucker

Hey Mom, if you could see me now
Thats my booty call, not a cow
Ill prove to you that Im not gay somehow
Like Katy Perry, Ive kissed a girl

Not
I never thought Id hang with a bro
Let my social palette grow
What the fucks wrong with me?
I swear to god these guys are gay
With their fake tans and hairspray
Believe me when I say Its been a rough day

Im a bro, Im a bro, take a good hard look cause youre staring at a bro
Im a bro, Im a bro, everybody look at me, Im a motherfucking bro

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• I'm A Bro
• I Am T-Pain
• The Lonely Island
• T-Pain
• I'm On A Boat
• Jersey Shore
• Smule
• iPhone
• Bros

[Will1o1o1]

this is very funny. i want to put this video on my brothers fone because it is cool. im a bro but when my brother said come at me bro, he ran away.

[theyourmumifyer]

OMG I LOVE THIS!!!

[KZybert11]

Real bros fucking pound natties not that pussy ass shit Lime beer

[zackdeacon]

You can tell these guys are bro. Bros dont miss a 5, even when theyre down and out.

[Metalguitar2510]

awesome xD

[ryanteter123]

aha fucking wackk!

[innk111]

MLIB, not theirs

[ImNiceOkayMk]

Lol this is fucking hilarious. Ignore what these humorless morons have to say...

Now, I'm not a "bro-hater" though.. I mean, I go to Virginia Tech. I would have no friends. I just think bro jokes are hilarious. Ya'll should make a video about drug-addict bros. It'd be funny. Call stuff... brocaine, broxycotton, etc. ;]

@Bros being mad about depiction of bros: uh, what?

[MrLaxplayer93]

No, you motherfuckers are not bros. You wear ed hardy, drink bud light lime, at not one point were you chill, you yelled the whole time. You didnt even have a natty or anything, take this down. Its disrepectful.

[61917ify]

if theyre bros where are their suits?