Jizz In My Pants - Nerd Remix

And you thought the guys in the original video were losers...

First short by JIN-GUO PRODUCTIONS.

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LYRICS:

(Eric)
Can't think, 'cause I'm really stressed
Not prepared for my physics test
I'm studying with a girl I just met
Gotta finish up these problem sets
She asks me how I did number eight
I say that you gotta differentiate
She says, I'm tired, let's go to your room
The math must've worn her out, I assume
She shoves me on the bed and takes off her shirt
I push her back 'cause I needed to work
She gets mad and throws my cube at me
But I see the colors turn so perfectly,
That's when I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

I'm really sorry, please don't get me wrong
When I see a Rubik's cube I get turned on
Now I have the urge to solve this thing
And so I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

You might think that this is all absurd
But it's not my fault that I'm a physics nerd
Now get out of my room, I need to clean up
And then we'll go back to work

(Elijah)
I need a few things from the library
Gotta do my research on philosophy
I saw a girl, her body was a work of art
I walked up and asked where I could find Descartes
She took me to call number J16
Over in the back where we couldn't be seen
I looked at her, she looked back at me
This was the only place she wanted to be
I moved in closer to stroke her hair
When all of sudden I saw Shakespeare
And I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I know you might think that I'm really weird
But I get a boner every time I read King Lear
I gave Act Five a little glance and Then I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Hey, it's your fault that you took me here
You know that I have a fetish for Shakespeare
I get so hot when I take a look
I think I'm gonna have to check out this book

(Eric)
Last week, as I was programming,
I worked all night on pure caffeine
Finished my code and put the input in,
Saw no errors or IO exceptions
And I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

(Elijah)
Driving down the street in my Honda Accord
The only thing my yearly budget can afford
I turn on the radio and hear Beethoven's Ninth
And I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

(Eric)
I just derived all of Maxwell's Equations
And I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

(Elijah)
I look up a word in the dictionary
and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

(Eric)
When I finished reading A Brief History of Time
I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

(Elijah)
I saw a book
And I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

(Eric)
I went to the

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

You know...this is why we don't get girls.

(Both)
I jizz right in my pants
Every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands
It's like having sex to me
You say I'm premature
I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times
It's a necessity

(Eric)
'Cause I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants,
Yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants

(Elijah)
And I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• jizz
• in
• my
• pants
• parody
• nerd
• remix
• nerdy
• berkeley
• physics
• english
• shakespeare

[danielisdone]

even though this really sucks, its pretty good

[ThatCheetosGuy79]

there should be a town called JIZZINGTON

[electricrailwaygod]

BTW, did you know that GLBT people also jizz in their pants as well? Amazing! Why just women? Sounds a bit homophobic to me. Well I better go jizz in my shorts now. Shameful that the Chinese-American community in general is so God damn homophobic! Yeah, there are a few exceptions, but very smal! Justin Bieber? I REALLY just jizzed in my shorts! Bye!

[iheartaftereffects]

how are we supposed to watch this in HD?

[LiteralGaming]

This is amazing

[GameAddictedGal]

Oh god. That's a summary of my friends group here. What hath mine life becometh?

[sogeakis]

hah parody of a parody

[ariarchie1]

If only you guys show more expression, this will be a lot better..

[MrBavariansausage]

ahahaha

[1nContr0l]

ahahahaahahahahahahh

[HanozonoShizuma]

lol

[steveoxxXXxx]

......Asians......