Jack Dee live and uncut - second half part 5

Cloning sheep,kebabs,Veggietarians,
chicken life stories and ordering food

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• jack
• dee
• live
• and
• uncut
• standup
• comedy

[nissa43]

'no kidding, because I'm a non-smoker except for cigarettes.' Brilliant. I think anyone who eats chicken is not a vegetarian. If they say they are then they are lying.

[jkbnjkfg]

Jack is the greatest comedian ever!

[nommycloggs18]

The Self-Helping Turkey. Sounds like something to market :p

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@nissa43 It's people who say, "I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish" who annoy me :)

[skillzdatkillz900]

@mcrbillytalent 1999 i think

[pip489]

@mcrbillytalent it was in 1999 so ye it was in the last 13 years

[mcrbillytalent]

Are we in Rome? LOL

[mcrbillytalent]

How old is this because I swear the cloming sheep thing was at least 13 years ago

[MPAH1981]

@metalheart666532

do you think that it does not mean there is a new improvement? not that the product is new, but the improvement? the addition of the word "and" to the saying is what stuffs it up.

[metalheart666532]

new and improved, if somethig has been imprved then there must have been a predecessor, hence the new bieng made redundant.

if something is new, it means there was no predecessor, hence the improved being made redundant

a common non-sensical saying

[heartshapedbox343]

i see ur name evrywhere

[ereiou]

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