Drunk kid locked out of Unit 501

I came home to find this kid asleep on the floor in the common area. He is one of a group of problem tenants who live in the unit next door and apparently had locked himself out. I asked him if he was okay, he said yes. He was shitfaced. After about 20 minutes I was going to offer him a phone and ask him if he wanted to use the bathroom, but decided to check out his condition before approaching him... This is what I saw. Many unanswered questions, like: Where were his shoes? Was he aware that his buttcrack was showing? What happened to his keys? Where were his roommates? I guess we'll never know because he went into the stairwell before I could find out. At least he threw his rubbish away. The audio in the background is of SNL's tribute to Amy Poehler, which was playing at the time.

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