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Uploaded on Nov 16, 2009

"I'm right here... and I always will be..." said the murderer as he murdered everyone in the log cabin.
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From the "Love's Embrace" series of commercials.

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  • Percehonson

    Percehonson 2 years ago

    They thought they were alone.

    But materialistic love was in the cabin with them.

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  • Gertofius1

    Gertofius1 1 year ago

    "Every kill begins with kay"

    "Don't worry, I cut the phone lines and hid all the flashlights so we can be together forever"

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  • chancy319

    chancy319 2 weeks ago

    Rubbish commercial. Fucking hate that slogan.

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  • Naddy nutnut

    Naddy nutnut 2 months ago

    i'm here because of nigahiga

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  • Esaie Prince

    Esaie Prince 3 months ago

    If love is real, why must there be a diamond-

    Working in mines-at any time, life can be taken

    The value we put on lifeless rocks- while elsewhere close; life is at a loss

    Every slum in Haiti- is worst, than the Holocaust-still jewels are bought, at expensive cost

    Their chains -will never help bring, social change

    Rappers brag about rings- more than brides do.

    How comparable… George Eastman-take a picture, it last longer.

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  • cat thornberg

    cat thornberg 3 months ago

    she's terribly scared of the thunder. every storm, he has to coax her out from under the coffee table with a new piece of jewelry.

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  • Spencer Baldwin

    Spencer Baldwin 3 months ago

    Every kiss begins with RAPE

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  • Trigunner333

    Trigunner333 3 months ago

    my hero

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  • LENTICULARPLASTIC

    LENTICULARPLASTIC 3 months ago

    Every kiss begins with kay...and if you're lucky, it'll end with one, too...

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  • xmanni02

    xmanni02 4 months ago

    she's pretty hot...

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  • Jillian Cartwright

    Jillian Cartwright 5 months ago

    lmao best commercial ever!!

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  • DaThunderAlchemist13

    DaThunderAlchemist13 5 months ago

    Goddamn it! Somebody beat me to it!

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