The 5 Rules of Seagal...
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Old, bloated, and over rated! Good thing he joined the police department in Louisiana because his tired old ass needs backup
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Man, I don't know for real but in movies seagal sucks too much...
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There are NO innocent people in Steven Seagal films! You're either with him or against him, it's just that simple. Don't get in Steven's way and you won't get your ass beat!
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Rule1 is the best.
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great rules ! innocent people always get beaten in bars !
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nicely done : )
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@harrow177 Well, in the movie he reloads, but I like this list anyways (Seagal reloads in pretty much every movie, by lifting his gun in the air and letting the clip fall out, it's almost like a signature move XD)
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Stormtrooper syndrome!
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You are not innocent if you wave your hands in front of him, if you touch him, or look suspicious. Being in the wrong place, he will have to make sure there's a can of whoop-ass for everyone.
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@harrow177 He's got a gameshark integrated.
Whaaaa!? Nipple shot at 1:24. Very nice, great success. LOL!!!!
UrbanTiger74 1 year ago 13
29 shots :D
turkish100500 10 months ago 8