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Uploaded by on Jan 9, 2011

Tipping The Hutt Productions presents "A Short Documentary: The Color Orange ", following the unfortunate life of the Orange Men.

*Low budget films. Don't complain. Yes, it's supposed to be awkward.
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Songs Used (in order):
Where is the love- Black Eyed Peas
Jaws Theme Song
Bubbly- Colbie Caillat
I Believe in MIracles- Hot Chocolate
Hey Baby- Pitbull ft. T-Pain
Heartless- Kanye West
Grenade- Bruno Mars
Taps
The Remedy- Jason Mraz

Script:
Today, we find ourselves observing a very rare creature. The orange man.
The orange man is an elegant animal that lives in the common suburban home of an overindulgent Homo Sapien. Oft sneaking out from hiding at night to prey on some unsuspecting grapes, this nocturnal animal is the king of the darkness.

Like the ninjas of the ancient mountains, the orange man stealthily sneaks up on his prey and engulfs them whole; similar to the act of phagocytosis. However, the orange man lacks the digestive enzymes to process the grape peels, resulting in the excrement of grape epidermis.

Orange men carry out many fascinating rituals in their lifetime. At mid-summer, they camp out on the tallest point to smell the pheromones of other creatures in heat. Upon detecting the aroma of a potential soul mate orange men embark on a journey to mate with her. This particular orange man has caught the scent of a lime woman. When orange men find a partner, they stick with her for life. What he doesn't know is that lime women do not have such strong emotions for their spouse.

He quickly creeps along side the lime woman and caresses her hind peel to get a feel for her resistance to bruising. But this lime woman is special. She actually enjoys his somewhat violating nuzzle. Together they begin to procreate and a male Clementine is produced.

As with many relationships, the lime woman begins to feel dissatisfied with her monotonous and lackluster intimacy. She stumbles on a tall, seductive banana man. This irresistible specimen is just too overwhelming. In a sudden outburst, the lime woman and banana man engage in lustful reproduction. The lime woman delivers a male love Lemon, due to the consequences of such acts without protection.

The orange man soon discovers his lime wife's infidelity. Stricken with sadness, he falls into a deep depression; the orange man contemplates a form of apoptosis known as squishedtosis.

The orange man, so overcome by grief, propels himself off the side. He is quickly pulled down by gravitropism onto an abyss of toothpicks, tools used by homo-sapiens to remove detritus from their teeth. Impaled by toothpicks, the orange man has achieved squishedtosis.

As a Quaternary consumer, the Homo Sapien readily ingests the orange man's interstitial fluid. The life cycle of the orange man becomes complete, abandoning his Clementine son to endure life on his own.

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