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[ghelyar]

the egg came first. It doesn't specify a chicken's egg, and other things had eggs before chickens.

[boerdbro]

geez there is a mutation in an egg from some other species that made a chicken... the end



[iamspeakinggibberish]

@Wolfguurl yeah...more like 3,733rd.

[steveman751]

say " I won a math debate" fast

[Wolfguurl]

Fir....aw damn it.

[rubixfreerunner771]

@sas911 not if you're a christian. it says that god created the birds of the air and the beasts of the field. so he created the beast; the chicken, not the embryo; the egg

[JOEYJORDlS0N]

First.

[turbochargedfilms]

@sas911 My theory is that a Trex was struck by two psp's, a psvita and a ps3 and was offered to test drive a Murcielago LP-670-4 SV. But it was a Trap. It was a El Camino with a flux capacitor that needed 1.21 jijawatts to muttate the trex into..... Why the fuck did I even Bother writing this..? Oh well,

[XDisturbedTillDeathX]

chickens weren't always here. so let me give a general explanation:

the velocoraptor laid the egg that the chicken came from

[emmalooify]

first



[AculticFly]

@sas911 I hope that was a joke.