Jungle Pubes

Lyrics:
Searching through the pubes
'tween some whore's open legs
I hate to be so rude
But wish this bitch would shave

Her bush is overgrown
Damn, that shit aint right
So grab a Schick and shaving cream
And trim that bush tonight

Use some Nair
Cut that hair
It can't be kept this way
Oh how gross it is when pubes
Are halfway down her legs
Lint and shit
Stuck in it
This will take all day
I need Mapquest or GPS
To find your vajayjay

Now it's made my penis soft
There's no need for the lube
Thick as a wet mop
Shag carpet for her pubes

I can't find a damn thing
Stealth cloaking on the bean
Can't even find a set of labes
Must send out a search team

Wax that clam
Your little man
Needs to see some light
It should be free of all debris
This bush must take a hike
It should be smooth
Or somewhat groomed
But damn, it's black as night
A box of Venus razor blades
Would surely lose the fight

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• melrick
• dickers
• Christmas
• Jingle
• Bells
• parody
• Merry
• Cover
• Song