Twittin' Secrets: World's Greatest "Twitter How-To" Tips & Secrets

I'm sittin' here thinking of Twittin' and Twittin' and Twittin' again
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Me twit in the mornin, me twit through the night, it's 2 AM
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My friends they all tell me I'm wastin' my time, I don't give a damn.
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Me don't care, Twittin' and Twittin' and Twittin' I am.

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My wife she's mad, I know she's not glad, makes me so sad
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Me makin' no money, makin' no money, she says it's a fad
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My mother-in-law, she callin' the law, says it's so bad
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She packin' my dog, packin' my wife, they're off in the Cad.

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Still I'm sittin' here thinking of Twittin' and Twittin' and Twittin' again
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Some folks they tell me there's money in Twittin', but I'm in a jam
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The rent money's due, the phone's ringing too, but no thank you ma'am
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I'm Twittin' and Twittin' and Twittin' and Twittin' and Twittin' I am.

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I want to Twitter, don't want to mess up,
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tell me the secrets, pour-um like ketchup
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Show me the money, tell me some secrets,
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Twitter me, follow me, come on and fess up

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Calling ... for Twitter secrets
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I ain't lyin, my Twittin's a sufferin' so
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(that's way I'm so low)
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My wife, my dog, my mother-in-law don't know Twit... ...er
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Nothing I've said should be used against me
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I tweeted my attorney, got his secretary.
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140 characters and I'm so wary.

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