"She is a penis! an actual female penis."
"Thats not possible."
"Well she has found a way!" I said almost throwing my hotdog on the floor in anger.
Me and Kevin were down the pier. I had decided the tell him the news before he found out from anyone else. We had ditched school, I didnt wanna stay there, with Dana and Nick discussing baby names.
"I actually hate her, ive never hated someone so much in my life. She is pure evil. If she ever actually does have a baby, it will be the omen."
"So for the record she isnt actually pregnant?" Kevin asked, staring out at the sea.
"Are you deaf? Or just extremely retarded." I said. "We've spent an hour talking about her being a liar."
"Ok ok chillax." He said. "Does Nick know?"
I sighed.
"No, she.... shes making me lie."
"What!?! How can she make you lie about this?"
"She says, if I lie, she'll let me talk to my mom and dad." I looked at Kevin aand smiled a watery, I didnt wanna cry. "I have to talk to them, convince them to come back." I wiped my cheek. "I cant be alone forever."
I turned away from him. I hated people seeing me cry.
I looked out to sea and wondered where they were. If they missed me. If they cared.
I felt Kevin put his arm around me and I rested my head on his shoulder. I didnt want to lie to Nick. Despite how much I...... loved him. I needed my parents.
"Hey aj."
"Shit! Ah oh my gosh!" I hit my head on the bottom of the car.
Id been in the Jonas garage, fixing up Nicks car for him, seeing as I had to lie to him every single day about Dana, I had to do some nice things to make up for it. "Joe what do you want?"
"I urm wanted to see if you wanted to go get some ice cream."
"Ice cream?" I pushed the skateboard under me, so I was out from under the car. I sat up. "Im nto five Joe." I said laughing awkardly.
I wiped my forehead. I wasnt in my sexiest clothes. Very loose pants and a white vest.
"Urm you have oil, on your head." He said pointing and wiping it off for me.
"Oh urm thanks" I quickly grabbed his hand and gave it back to him.
"So," He said, staring at me. "How long is it gonna be weird and awkward like this?"
"Forever." I said walking past him to get another spanner from a shelf in the cornor.
"Dont be like that, gayj."
"Dont be like what? Pissy? You attacked me with a baseball bat you phsycopathic wanker. And for the record, Only my friends call my gayj." I twiddled the spanner in my hand.
"Your the one who told me to leave you alone! Im leaving you alone!"
"Leaving me alone? I told you that we couldnt be friends, not that I wanted you to bully me!"
"You practically did"
"Oh yeah, I said please Joe bully me bully me please! I looooove to be bullied." I said sarcastically.
"Your pathetic." He said walking off.
"Your dickless!" I yelled, and on an impulse threw a spanner at him. It hit him on the head and he crumpled to the floor.
"Oh shit." I whispered and dived under the car.
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I get hardly any veiws anymore which is stupid cause i have nearly 300 subbers, so please share my story. or i wont post and ill quit youtube. and im being serious. i wont. write the word "wedding" in your comment if you read till the end. wedding because im watching over her dead body LOL.thankyou
and btw
i think youre not getting a lot of views because youre not really letting people view the videos, you made them really fast
its a good thing, but lately the harry potter ones are like taking up all my subscriptions box because you upload from that like every 2 hours, im not trying to be mean or anything tho, im just saying.
Niley4EvaAndEva 2 years ago
nono its dine! thanks for telling me, i wont post for a while anyway because like i put loads of effort in and peopel keep unsubbing... i onyl upload alot cause i dont wanna turn into one of these people that post like once a week.
doctorproctor123 2 years ago
Wedding! Lol I'm so confused as to why she is working on a car lol
kendrabinner 2 years ago
shes just fixing nicks car for him LOL
doctorproctor123 2 years ago