Love Me Tender Love Me Sweet-A Smitchie Story-E4 S1

I'm banned from Youtube for 3 months (Grounded...Poo.) and my dad is deleting all files…So I'm rushing to put in my story up. SO…2 EPPYS!!!


"WHADDAYA WANT, GRAY?" I said, clearly annoyed…with a fluttery feeling.

"I can't believe you're frying eggs, a twenty year old!" He said, clearly amused. "At least I'm not the one watching an ugly purple dinosaur on TV." I said, rolling my eyes. He stuck his tongue out and I chucked the egg in my hand at him.

"HEY! HEY!" He said, flinching back and then falling on the hard concrete. "OMG are you okay Shane?" I asked, actually worried for this lump of no-good. He grinned toothily and he stood back up. "Can I use your shower?"

I looked at him blankly. "Sure, sure." I said, walking to my apartment. He trailed lazily after me. I swung the keys in my hand and then opened the door to my apartment. “After you, egg man.” I said, rolling my eyes. He tipped his “imaginary” cap and walked inside.

“Shower’s over there-here’s your towel.” I said, handing him a new towel. I swear I probably will have the towel under my pillow when he leaves.

He walked in and I heard the shower running. I sat in front of the TV and watched some gossipy stuff, like this really awesome singer, Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas (I JUST LOVE THEM TOGETHER…IF ONLY IT WOULD HAPPEN) and Selena Gomez, Nick Jonas, blah blah…

I was flipping through a magazine when he came out and sat beside me, his hair all wet. Sigh…what a view. I rubbed the glossy pages and crossed my legs. “Called your limo yet?” I asked.

“Nope. Staying here.” He said, leaning his arms on the couch. “NONONONOWAY!” I exclaimed. “My mom will kill me if she sees a guy in my apartment and” “CHILL IT.” Shane said. “My parents are mad at me, Nate and Jason are mad at me too…MY LIFE IS MAD AT ME!” Shane said. “I didn’t know you had parents judging from your attitude.” I muttered. “Shut it.” He growled. I sighed and walked into my bedroom. I pulled out a mattress dragged it into the living room. “You’ll be sleeping here.” I said, pointing at the mattress. He grinned. “And you’ll be here too?” He asked.

“In your perverted dreams I will be!” I said, exasperated. I retreated to the kitchen and yelled, “Shane, what do you like?”

“The colour green, hot chicks, red bull, very hot chicks-“

“I MEANT FOOD, SHANE! Seriously, you have changed!”

“You have been acting like a snobby snot snob.” He said, pouting.

I didn’t answer and growled. “CHICKEN!” He said.

“OH THAT IS IT!” I said, stomping up to him. “I like to eat chicken…” He said quietly. I stared at the frying pan in my hand. “Oh. Guess I won’t be needing this then. ” I said calmly, as if nothing had happened and then retreated back to the kitchen.

I started cooking the chicken and put it on a plate. Then I dumped it on a plate and handed it to him. “That’s it?” He asked. “You just said chicken!” I said, my anger rising again. “I want a supreme pizza.” He said. I groaned but picked up the phone and called pizza.

Then I sat on the carpet and started doing some yoga, closing my eyes. Yoga totally calms your mind, you know that? I live for it, literally.

Suddenly I felt a large amount of weight on my side. “Hi there.” Shane said, smiling evilly. “GET OFF ME! OW OW OW!” I exclaimed, struggling. “Nope.” The doorbell rang and Shane yelled come in. I groaned. A very cute blonde guy came in, pizza and all. “Cody?” I said. He stared at Shane sitting on me. “SHANE GET OFF!” I growled. Cody looked at us and pushed Shane off. Then he grabbed my arm. “You okay?” I groaned and rubbed my rib. “Fine.” He passed me the pizza. “On the house for you, the gentleman has to pay.” He said, flashing a total “I’m so jealous of you” glare at Shane. Shane glared back at him, a “She’s mine” glare.

“Oh stop it, you guys! Thanks for the pizza, Cody.” I ushered him to the door after exchanging phone numbers.




“Who was THAT?” Shane asked, frowning. “Jealous much? He’s my oldest cousin’s daughter’s fiancée’s sister’s nephew’s son’s cousin’s mother’s brother’s niece’s boyfriend’s best friend.” Me and my big mouth.

“That’s a mouthful. Do you think he’s good looking? Hot? Cute? Do you think I’m movie-star handsome, chilli pepper hot or koala cute?” He asked me seriously. “I think you are being absolutely crazy. Cody has a girlfriend already. Besides, your adjectives of yourself rate yourself much higher. It’s like you’re metres and he’s centimetres…No, millimetres. ” I said.

So...Did you guys know that Joe Jonas HAS dated Taylor Swift? Cuz they broke up by phone and I absotootly CANNOT believe it but he is now dating CAMILLA BELLE who is 22 and he is 19!!! AUGHHH!!!!

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[xoCookieDoughxo]

WAhhh....I wish Joe would get with Demi..*cry*

[mileyroxmysox59]

more than a year....

please post!! :)

[TheFanpires1]

dude it's been 7 months..

7 months....

post more

[Chickofmanywonders]

ok seriouly its been like 6 months PLEASE post more of this

[jobrosforlife231]

wow your a duche

[alimenka]

MOre

[TheGhostManOnThird]

i cant

[TheGhostManOnThird]

he wont

[TheGhostManOnThird]

pfft no

[jonasbrothers700]

more plz love it

[icegirl426]

Has it been 3 months yet???? I saw this thing like a long time ago!!