Babysit Your Boss's Kids

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheGuysManual Grape-Nuts and ESPN's Kenny Mayne team up to help you keep things under control when you babysit your boss's bratty kids in this episode of the Guy's Manual.

HOST KENNY MAYNE
Poor Pete. Nothing but a working
stiff. Barely a blip on the radar
screen, a forgettable face in the
crowd.
Sorry, Pete, forgot you were
listening. But I'm about to give
Pete some nuggets of wisdom for how
he can turn what seems like a chore
into a golden opportunity?

BOSS
Pete, my wife and I just got
tickets to Miss Saigon and I
was wondering if you could baby-sit
my kids tonight.

HOST KENNY MAYNE
Bingo.
The more you know about the
natives, the easier it will be to
control the territory.
Now, when youre finally alone with
these kids, its important to grab
the upper hand right away, and by
that, I mean bribery.

PETE
You kids like pizza!

HOST KENNY MAYNE
However, you may want to avoid
bribing them with sugar...
...it will only add gasoline to the
fire. Best to concentrate on our
next tip: keeping them busy.
You need to jam pack this night
with plenty of activities.

AJ
Ive never heard of these games
before.

PETE
Thats because I'm old school,
money.

HOST KENNY MAYNE
This next tip is key. You dont
want your boss catching you asleep
on the job. Not with the stakes
this high.

PETE
Hey, youre back. How was Miss Saigon""?

BOSS
Hilarious.

HOST KENNY MAYNE
Hilarious? Really? Okay, Pete,
youre almost home free. You just
have to nail the finishing touch.

PETE
I can't take that. You needed a
favor, sir, and I'm just glad I
could help.

BOSS
I think I know who's
gonna get the Peterson account.

HOST KENNY MAYNE
Dont mention it, Pete. Just send
me a percentage of your earnings
for the rest of your life. And
until next time, enjoy being a man
who gets things done.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Grape Nuts
• nugget of wisdom
• Kenny Mayne
• babysitting
• doing favor
• manager
• games
• fun night
• childcare
• Guy's Manual
• ESPN
• advice

[arafat88ryu]

Boardgames are boring... bribe them with X-Box or PS2 instead, lasts a lot longer.

[watsonleon]

i want some grape nuts!!!!!