Ask Palpatine 303: Gettin' the Girl

theres this girl at my school named cheyanne I really like her can you give me advice on how I should ask her out I pray that the force be with me.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• star wars
• jedi
• sith
• palpatine
• emperor
• puppets
• questions
• season 2
• ask palpatine
• lightning

[evensgrey]

Do we have a typo?

[mrhogg]

@evensgrey Yes, it's supposed to be 203, not 303.

[DarthRushy]

@mrhogg Is there any more Ask Palpatine episodes, I sent you 3 questions too.

[RedcapOranda]

.. So.. Do you have any fried chicken left? I'm rather hungry and I would really appreciate- .. Never mind.

[MrLegoguy1011000]

Thank you for killing jack he was getting on my nerves

[richard1113]

booo! seriously, what the hell? this isn't funny and very unlike your moss puppet schtick which is.

[alexcstudios]

yes jack

[omano117]

kill the bird

[Webshooters1]

My Wish Granted!

[broli3110]

Thank God Jack's dead!

[unsupported]

I think I hated Jack more than anyone else, but I do not think he deserved to become a chew toy. That is too good for him. I would have gone with a homoerotic joke for Jack's death Palp: "...blah.. lightening tips from my finger" Jack: "That's not your finger!"