Uncle Yo discusses Naruto.
I'm not seeing a lot too many cosplayers coming out as this anymore but I still gotta talk about Naruto. I've got to. It had a big enough hit here in America.
First off there are a lot of lies about Naruto that I wanted to address. Such as the leaf village. First question is of course: Where is it? Hidden....in the leaves. Well thanks for giving us a hint! Now we know where to start looking for the damn thing! It's hidden in the leaves which means you wouldn't even be able to find it if you came across it, right? Because its hidden so well....between the hundred foot tall wall and the mount Rushmore of giant ninja heads! That blends in so well with the forest!
It's hidden so you don't know where to start looking for it. Then why is it on a map? Clearly labeling the location of all the hidden ninja villages. It's just common sense kicks in on some point if you can be map quested youre not hidden very well! You are the public leaf village. Stop living in denial! Furthermore I don't like the idea that there is a place where people can go to see the ninja. Ninjas are masters of stealth and secretly and deception, no one should ever be able to find the ninja no one should know where the ninja are especially if you are a ninja. If you publically announce you are a ninja automatically BAD NINJA! A ninja with a twitter account asking to get a shenked.
Just imagine Naruto's Twittering... Today I learned a super secret special attack the only four people the ever lived know. I can't wait to use in every battle I ever do!!!!! And make sure there are survivors.It's not like a tourist attraction, its not like a pencil being in Dutch (i think that's right) ninja's are not like the Amish oh great get next to the ninja he's turning butter. Oh great. No dude, you shouldn't even see ninja at a ninja village you should see like cowboys! The first question should be Where are the ninja? HIDDEN in the leaves!
Of course anyone in Naruto trying to cast an ability trying to use one of the jutsus has to use one of the handsigns. Of course lumping them all together which just seems unfair to the deaf ninja, doesn't it? They'll get in the middle of the fight..... "what did you say about my mother?" Where would the deaf ninja really be found? Probably the hidden sound village. Well then how will they find their way home, oh right check the map!
There are a lot of great characters in Naruto. My favorite one was Gaara. My favorite one was the fact they decided to give unquestionable exec. power to the unstoppable sociopathic teenage killing machine! That's like giving Sephiroth the meteor materia. While youre at it Sand village why not give Attila the Hun season pass to Beijing. I'm sure the Huns will thank you for it. Gaara Really?! Did they not raise him to wipe out every other ninja village. You think he's going to forget about that traumatic childhood you gave him? What did they think he was going to do first make new holidays?! Let me see now... Tuesday will be "Bring your puppet to work day." Wednesday will be "Village wide massacre day." and Thursday for the survivor I'm not looking at you Temari... "Crazy hat day." I'm a good leader
There are so many characters in Naruto of course its hard to keep track of them all... Best way you gotta do this is with a simple enharmonic. Isn't it? You gotta learn it quicker. I chose to use a song. There are so many characters in Naruto its easily to get them all confused. So you gotta start it simple with: you got,
Naruto, Yamato, Sakura, Sai, Kakashi we call our sensei. Might guy, Rock Lee, Ten-Ten, Neji, to bad I don't miss Sasuke. No
I got Shino, Ino, Kankuro, Temari and all the Akatsuki like Kisame, Sasori, Deidara, Tobi and lets not forget Itachi.
Shikamaru, and Choji and Haku, Shizune and Asuma, Kurenai and proctor Anko Zabuza Momochi Gamabunta.
Hokage the First the second Hokage and the third and the forth are all DEAD!
Such a great idea of the fourth hokage. "No one should know youre my son Naruto. You'll be a target so instead I gave you the single most destructive power the ninja world has ever known. It will make you the target for the most destructive psychopathic ban of ninjas ever. Just to be safe i'll put the target on your stomach." "Thanks dad! You didn't do a good enough job hiding me." Who wears an orange jumpsuit on a stealth mission? Who wears an orange jumpsuit in public? The only place Naruto could blend in would be prison.
We wanted Jiraiya too much a pariah so we got Tsunade instead.
Orochimaru and Gaara, Kabuto Hinata Jirobo of the sound five with Tayuya, Kimimaro, Sakon , Kidomaru to bad no one survived.
Akamaru and Kiba , Iruka that guy from the chunnin exams. any ninja from the movies .
and the Byakugan, Shadow Clone, Sharingan Chidori Rasengan primary lotus i'm done!
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No one can hear what hes saying, can you maybe add subtitles please? =)
Thanks for putting this up, I love this guy!!
shinoismine 2 years ago
Hey everyone. I just wanted to let you know that dialoge is now up in the description box if you can't understand what he's saying.
-Kio-chan
xxShiuchacoproxx 2 years ago
I'm having a hard time hearing it. Can you put what he says in the info?
NarutoPistol 2 years ago
I'll try to do that for you.
xxShiuchacoproxx 2 years ago
2 bad i left eaerly that day
sakurausumaki 2 years ago
Well at least you get to see it online.
xxShiuchacoproxx 2 years ago