South Park - Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls

Album - Chef Aid: The South Park Album
Track #3

Lyrics:

2 tablespoons of cinnamon
And 2 or 3 egg whites
A half a stick of butter
Melt it.

Stick it all in a bowl, baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon.
Mix in a cup of flour,
You'll be in Heaven soon.

Say everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown!
If you ever need 'em quick,
Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

OOOHH!!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls!!

Quarter-cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy
And throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet,
'cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three-fity and give that spoon a lick!

Say everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown!
If you ever need 'em quick, pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of goodness
High in fiber!!
Suck on my balls

Sniff, sniff, sniff.

Hey, wait a minute,
What's that smell?
Smells like somethin' burnin'

Well, that don't bother me none
As long as I get my rent paid on Friday

Baby you better get back in the kitchen
'cause I gotta sneak in suspicion
Oh man, baby, baby
You just burnt my balls!!

HELP ME!!
MY BALLS ON FIRE!!
HELP ME BABY, MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
GET ME SOME WATER!!
POUR SOME WATER ON ME!!
MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
OH MY GOODNESS!!
BLOW ON 'EM, BLOW ON 'EM
DO SOMETHIN'!!

Oooh.

Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.

THEY ON FIRE BABY!!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls.

BLOW 'EM OUT BABY!!

OH!
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!!
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!

SUCK ON MY RED HOT, SALTY, CHOCOLATE BALLS!!!

COME ON BABY!!

WOO!! WOO!!

Suck on my balls!!!!!

(Clapping)
Thank you, thank you
Here's a talented group of youngsters that call themselves RANCID!!

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  Music

[TheMightyPringles]

Anyone else notice there's no salt in Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls recipe.

[Alejandro Ortiz]

Just wanna remind everyone that this song hit No. 1 in the UK...

[bob boban]

The balls are salty by themselves :D

[LeProductionsOfDaLOL]

oh my gosh

[Jack Lee]

put e'm in your mouth and suck'em!!

[JonLuTube]

The British are a wise people.

[OfficialVilky]

Ive actually tried to make Chefs Chocolate Salty Balls they tasted like shit really.... LOL

[kmad589]

Only Isaac Hayes can sing a song about sucking on his balls without a bunch of ppl bitching xD well done

[Crash Bandicoot]

Scientology killed him

[Set to Wumbo]

Yeah, you're right.

[MrMcSuckface]

What a loser. I bet you play stupid medieval games all day.

[joe momma]

lmao I just looked that up, it's true. It was popular in a lot of countries.