Apple Announces Plans To Release Steve Jobs 2 (Full coverage Tues 10/9c only on IFC)
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Uploaded by TheOnion on Oct 11, 2011
Apple CEO Tim Cook announced that in 2012 the company will release the Steve Jobs 2, an updated version of the revolutionary Apple founder featuring a richer, deeper voice and a sleek new white turtleneck.
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@jamescliff5 oh: there's an app for that.
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@jamescliff5 If they cure the cancer bug, then there won't be the sleek and new Steve Jobs 3! Steve Jobs 3, think about it!!!!!!!!!!
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@nyampirenyatenshi He was a huge asshole. Giant asshole even. An asshole to end all assholes.
So yes, also grow a pair of humors. It'll get ya far in not being an uptight twat.
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Wow bill has ate all the apple pies by the looks of it.
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But what about Linus Torvalds? Will someone develop a few more distributions based on his core?
3 weeks ago 2
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Oh it's the TYSO masturbator!
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bad taste
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I'll wait for the SteveJobs2S
4 weeks ago 12
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the tail looks cute!
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lets hope they fix the cancer glich.
jamescliff5 4 months ago 143
@otsak Of course not, The onion only reports 100% true news, no jokes ever.
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