Bigot Television

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Three notes for viewers (before you email me)

1. Dayton, TN: Why? Dayton has two major historical black marks against progress. First, that's where the Scopes Monkey trial took place. Second, in 2003 residents of Dayton voted to ban homosexuals from Rhea county. It lost but the result is irrelevant.

2. The burning cross: Is it anti-Christian? Maybe but not my intent. It was the mark of the KKK and they were Christian. You'll have to ask them why they offended you by burning it.
3. It's not a racist piece. It's making fun of racists and bigots.

This has nothing to do with Ashley Todd or Barack Hussein Obama. I knew neither one when I wrote it four years ago. Zeb Bell recently bought one.

Did you find the Obama and watermelon white house joke funny? Are you part of Stormfront or Red State? What sign were you holding up at the Tea Parties? Does Ashley Todd make you horny? Matt Barber hates Matthew Shepard. Did Henry Louis Gates Jr. really suffer racism and why did Obama say the police acted stupidly. Pat Buchanon comes to mind.

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[davisbm1]

This was probably MADE BY SOME DUMBASS YANKEES. There they go stereotyping the South again, just because they call themselves BIGOTv they got to throw a Confederate flag on the wall. If it wasn't made by some yankees then it was made by some seriously misinformed Southerners.

[MidnightChimes]

You might want to take a look at your 2008 Presidential election results before you go calling anyone a dumbass Yankee.

[xrifles423x]

not everybody in dayton is like this. but unfortunately we do have our fair share of bigots. this is somewhat accurate, but still funny. :D

[MidnightChimes]

I picked Dayton because of the scopes trial and a ban on homosexuals that just missed passing. It could have been almost anywhere but you have to pick somewhere.:)

[craan32]

I am outraged that they picked Dayton TN as the backwater town. Evrey real American knows that the neigboring "town" of Spring City is far more uncivilized and uncultured the only reason the Scopes trial took place in Dayton was becuase its the county seat.

[MidnightChimes]

Your ability to spell confirms our choice.

[CBALLEN]

There's already Bigot T.V. it's called B.E.T.!

[luckyjoe]

Why do you hate America? Why do you and your Michele Malkin lovin' friends want to imprison anyone that is different, non-christian, or disabled? I mean...you guys have complete control of the country and you haven't made it better...just worse.

[Nukeaholic]

@winocapable nothin' but love my friend

[winocapable]

@CBALLEN I HOPE YOU FALL IN YOUR OUTHOUSE

[winocapable]

@Nukeaholic I HATE YOU!

[winocapable]

@davisbm1 hey, confederatecharlie called, said he'd gladly take his dick back after you're finished sucking it for him.

[Ghettomarquee]

ban islam

but ban also homosexuality

[IOwn4Tractors]

confederate flag :)

[Jafromobile]

@Waranle I agree racists suck. But "the south will rise again" comment has sadly already come true. The civil war southerners were democrats. Especially the slave holders. Republicans were the ones to abolish slavery, grant their rights to vote, etc... Democrats once again have the entire black population politically enslaved through entitlement programs, taxation to a degree which guarantees poverty, and has managed to uses hatred to silence their opposition. Now we're all fucked.

[Jafromobile]

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[sugarbabe3295]

i live in dayton tennessee...

[MojaveViper29]

The KKK always had a much larger following in the north, where it actually once controlled the state legislature in Indiana. Don't bag on the South.

As regards other things, this is humor, so you shouldn't take it so seriousely.