YouTube Poop: Lucien Lachance Smokes a Pound of Crack

Not very good at all, but it's all I can really do with my shitty desktop's shitty XP WMM.

Thank you to whoever sent me the recording of the five tenets dialogue on my old account. I don't remember who you are, but tell me if you see this. I'll remember when I see the name


SCRIPT JUST IN CASE IT'S HARD TO UNDERSTAND:

The Five Tenets are dissin The Night Mother's Father.
Never suck The Night Mother's tits.
To do so, is to invoke the wrath of your sister's father's mother's brother's tits too.
It's secret.
1. 2. 1234. 12345. 542321.
...fuck.
Motherfucker.
Never disobey or refuse to fuck a Dark Brotherhood superior.
To do so is to invoke the wrath of your mother.
Never kill.
The Five Tenets are as follows:
Tenet, tenet, tenet, tenet, fucking tenet.
Never steal the kill(s) of a Dark Brotherhood superior.
reereeree etc.
Kill The Night Mother.
To never do so is to invoke the wrath of The Sith.
'The Kill' is as follows:
('The Kill' by 30 Seconds to Mars plays.)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

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• YOU
• VIOLATED
• THE
• LAW

[MrKaine777]

what is that face

[FoolishInnocent]

the "AWESOME" face...

[mrperson1234567890]

the messed up thing about this guild is that once your accepted you complete alot of assasinations after that lucien requests you meet him he askes you to do a purification and slaughter everyone at the sancutuary

[FoolishInnocent]

Also, SPOILER ALERT.

[Incogneatus]

Lucien lost his godamn mind.

[jokemasterslifer]

Reminds me of Waldfield and G-Man.

[DZodiark10]

1 2 1 2 3 4 ......1 2 3 4 FIVE!........FIVE! 4 2 3 2 1 NEVER refuse to FUCK a dark brotherhood supierior to do so, is to invoke the wraith of your mother. NEVER kill.................. the five tenents are as follow's tenet tenet tenet tenet FUCKING TENET never steal the kill of a dark brotherhood supieror.... ??????????

[JTRox96]

Never refuse to fuck a Dark Brotherhood superior,to do so is to invoke the wrath of your mother.

Never suck The Night Mother's tits.

To do so, is to invoke the wrath of your sister's father's mother's brother's tits too. xDDDDD Good show,jolly good show!!! xDDD I laughed pretty much the whole time,except when it played the song...bu it was hilarious!!! XDDD

[truewarriorgod10000]

"Never kill." *long silence

Not much of an assassin's guild, then, now is it? XD

[ChihuahuaLover9991]

but honestly lucien.....are you sure those are the right tenets? jeez i just wantedto hear the 5 tenets

[ChihuahuaLover9991]

"to do so is to invoke the wrath of your sisters fathers mothers brother"

"one....two....one....two.thre­e.four........................­.....one.two.three.four.fiivve­e....five.four.two.three.two.o­ne."

"to do so is to invoke the wrath of your mother."

"tenet..tenet..tenet..tenet..*­***"

never steal the kill of a dark brotherhood superior*reereereereereereeree­*"

my favorite quotes

[MoonBabyhowl]

"tennent...tenent...tennet...t­enn- FUCK"

[bongofinland]

man i smoked an 8ball of crack by myself and almost died but a pound son thats epic. goddamnit i gotta go shit now

[LikeOMGbabyTV]

umm..brie anyone?? :D

[VinzZissou78]

tennet....tennet.....tennet...­.....tennet...