Bird Poo Office Chair (original)

You can download it here: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GZFL2TFQ

Yeah...
Firstly, I am a terrible singer, I know.

Secondly, Neil & I decided that Claire & my band is called The Advenchurrurs. Claire had no say in this.

Thirdly, I wrote this song because of a video made by Falletron you can find that video below. This is a response video to his video. Also, there is a link right here: http://youtu.be/RArHDdEigOg

The People:
Neil the inspiration: http://www.youtube.com/falletron

Claire (Glockenspiel, backing vocals & motivation): http://www.youtube.com/DazzlinglyAbsurd

Reema the Shaker: http://www.tumblr.com/Deadrockers

Fran (knits & walks); Daniel (Guitars): Not of the internets

Please Cover this song and send us the link. :D
Chords & Lyrics:
A D F G
Oh it wasn't your fault
You just had a squeaky wheel
They couldn't find a use for you
they'd much rather kneel

They chucked you in the forest
and left you there to die
no one will sit on you now
you can not deny

They just left you there
caught in a snare
you're Just a poo chair
beware

You're just a bird poo office chair
You can't go any where
You're just a bird poo office chair
I think that's pretty rare

Lotsa people go by you
while you're in the ditch
no one will love you
it makes you shout and twitch

You're sittin' in you're spot
just Lookin' at the sky
you see a Scottish kid, his name is Falletron, he's got a camera pointing at you and he says bird poo office chair
And you ask why

They just left you there
caught in a snare
you're Just a poo chair
beware

You're just a bird poo office chair
I'm sure you're in despair
You're just a bird poo office chair
Did they even give you cab fare

you don't have any arms
you can't even knit
you've been sitting here forever
I'm sure you'd like to quit

A bird lands right on you
you know what happens next
I'd like to explain it
but it's far to complex

They just left you there
caught in a snare
you're Just a poo chair
beware

You're just a bird poo office chair
Your locations on foursquare
You're just a bird poo office chair
You don't have a prayer
They just don't want to share
I'm so angry I could swear

bird poo office chair

Category:

Music

Tags:

• falletron
• music
• guitar
• glockenspiel
• shaker
• bird
• poo
• office
• chair
• nerdfighters
• nerd
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• advenchurrurs

[petedian]

I was going to laugh but this is truly sad

[outofthedark]

@falletron I just listened to the beginning of this and I heard "They'd much rather Neil" I got confused and then lol'd a lot.

[falletron]

@DazzlinglyAbsurd Two HUNDRED percent.

[outofthedark]

@DazzlinglyAbsurd The epic battle of whether I can sing or not song?

[DazzlinglyAbsurd]

@outofthedark BRING IT! (It can be our NEXT SONG!)

[falletron]

@DazzlinglyAbsurd Yeah but no but.

[outofthedark]

@DazzlinglyAbsurd I WILL FIGHT YOU OVER THIS!!

[DazzlinglyAbsurd]

@outofthedark YOU SING JUST FINE! END OF DISCUSSION!

[DazzlinglyAbsurd]

@falletron Oh, Neil, we don't need to do that! You do enough of it yourself! :P

[falletron]

@DazzlinglyAbsurd Here's the thing. No. You two are COLLABORATING to make a MONKEY out of me.