Schaffer The Darklord's Craigslist Rap

Check out the beard man... wow.  Never would have guessed. SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STD with long hair?! HOLY CRAP!

Hah you should see him with facepaint back in '03

I absolutly love STD, I have both your CD's (yeah yeah im a nerd but hey its a good thing right) Anyway you ever think of doing a show in georgia? ;D

I don't know what you just said little kid, but that shit was deep. Touched my heart...I think. You should be a rapper too im160bpmplus. Every single lyric you'd spit would be a mysterious journey down the illiteracy drainpipe. Hope your house burns down.

P.s. I was not making out with my monitor pretending it was Shaffer, another man, when I noticed the lipsyncing thing...

Has anyone noticed he is lip syncing, I love you STD but I think he faked this show haha, could be wrong.

Ha! Actually, I don't ever lip-sync. I just keep bits of the backing vocals in my live instrumentals for added oomph on some choruses and punchlines. Every now and then I grab a breath where a word of backing vocals appears, creating the illusion of lip-syncing. Good eye/ear, though!

OHHHHHHHHHH my god, STD just addressed my issue. I feel honoured. And I shouldnt never ever doubted your 1337 skillz. You and Coolzey need to get to Canada, I love Coolzey ALOT and would like to thank you for the introduction via MP3. And thank you for being pure greatness!

OMG..I just used Craigs List for the first time..I know I know. Who hasn't been on it till now right? Well let me tell ya. It's gay! I posted and the bas.tards sent me an email saying it was removed because of usage terms. I thought.... how gay...fuck Craig and his List....simply Gay.