Lunch Looters

Co-workers looting from the community 'fridge is on the rise!

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[Howlinatthemoon]

My dream has me sleeping under my desk but everything else in your dream matches mine.

[cubefarm]

it's probably roomier under there :)

[zenithbay]

Well, I was guilty of it once...

I worked the night shift, it was midnight, and I was hungry..

Well, I did take someone's sandwich (from the previous day shift), but I did leave Five dollars under the sandwich bag I took it from-

Did that make it any less wrong...?

[cubefarm]

that kinda makes you the Sandwich Fairy. Plus, at midnight???I approve ;)

[SchnickTech]

I wonder how plausible would it be to invent refrigerated, coin-operated, storage lockers like the coin-operated storage lockers you might find at an airport, train station, water park, malls, etc. where you insert something like 2 quarters then take the key with the small cylinder shaped head that is usually orange, then inserting it back in to retrieve the contents of the locker. Darn! I got to patient this. Andrew Schnick Copyright 2008. Now it's copyrighted, ha ha!

[cubefarm]

fabulous idea:)

[Seyahhsod]

LOL@ now shes gottah choose whos lunch shes gonna choose  and steal and the options arent looking good cause the options are only low fat cottage cheese and SPINACH ! ~classic~..

I had this problem before and didnt know who it was, so, I made some DELICOUS EXXLAX BROWNIES ... I FOUND OUT, and she was right, it was the Help Desk Manager.... THAT BITCH!

[keto6789]

You're Hot!!!!!!

[zxcvbnmjhgfdsa1]

@ButterflyIllusioned pudding goes bad i thought it was sealed in packaging if homemade the person would know its their pudding

[Zralf]

i bet someone allready suggested this but : get a bowel-cleansing pill , mill it down, sprinkle the sandwitch's insides ( or whatever food) , bring it to the work fridge, wait, and then enjoy the sweet revenge.

[Onlymanolos]

I know who the first suspect of lunch looters should be...the dieters. Oh yes! They bring in their carrot sticks, cottage cheese and rice cakes wanting everyone to see they have changed their constant calorie consuming ways. Meanwhile, as you place your 10 inch high square of lasagna and a loaf of butter soaked garlic bread in the fridge for your lunch, they are clearing out an area in the supply closet so they can scarf it down before you notice it is missing!

[okuradani]

And it's funny how my cilantro becomes "the" cilantro...

[Howlinatthemoon]

It wasn't bad actually. Everyone went for the new prefab desks but me. I kept my old WWII aluminum one. When it flooded later I was the only one dry. Yep, there was a lot of room under it but even more on top. Yay to old metal furniture!

[PezzQT]

Im so putting "Thout Shall not Loot Someone Elses Lunch" On the fridge at my job-

[EverybodysGrudge]

If there's some thing that fills me with epic rage, it's people stealing my food! There were so many moronic, selfish, empty-minded people where I worked that I'd simply bring my own food from home and keep it locked up nice and safe in my locker. Sucked that I couldn't bring any nice cold food, but didn't have to worry about food thieves anymore! Fuck people that steal other's lunches!

[Natinat]

The "Sandwich fairy" hahahahaha!!!

Oh my god I had totally forgotten about your videos, and I really don't know WHY!!!

!Nat!