Can't Lick Every Cat - a song about licking cats

This is my delicious parody of schmoyoho's "Can't Hug Every Cat."

I don't actually have cat licking problems. I promise.
Thank you schmoyoho. I used your karaoke version when I recorded this.
I'm not so fantastic at autotune so.....yeah. Deal with it kids.

Basically, I'm not good at being productive when I have free time. Things like this happen. yikes.

Here are some lyrics if you'd like them:

This is my first attempt at an e-harmony video. Uhhh, I'm nervous but I'm excited at the same time, sooo I'm just going to start singing about what I lick!

I lick cats
I lick every kind of cat
I just wanna lick all them but I can't
Can't lick every cat
Can't lick every cat.

So anyway
I am a cat licker and I love cheese
I'm sorry I'm thinking about cats again
I really lick cats
I'm thinking about cats again
And again, and again and again and again!

I think about how many don't have a home
And how I should lick them
I think about how tasty they are
And how their ears and their whiskers and their nose!
I just want them
And I lick them
And I lick them in a basket and I lick them in little bowties!
I just want them
And I lick them
Up on a rainbow and in my bed
And I just want us to roll around
Roll around, round, ROUND!

Sorry, I'm getting a hairball.

I lick cats
I lick every kind of cat
I just want to lick all them but I can't
Can't lick every cat
Can't lick every cat.

So anyway
I am a cat licker and I love cheese
I'm sorry I'm thinking about cats again
I really lick cats
But I can't lick every cat
Can't lick every cat
Can't lick every cat


And I was quite ill one of the days I was filming this...not from licking cats (I think). Anyway, it's slightly visible all over my face. YUMMEH.
ALSO, I endangered my life by licking the black cat, Kringle. She's not so friendly all the time. I luckily didn't get any fresh scars so it's all good.

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