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Uploaded by on Feb 3, 2009

Masturbation!

Can anyone tell my why my videos aren't uploading in high quality anymore? It's frustrating.

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  • I was always taught that the difference between being taught something and truly learning it is your ability to communicate it with someone else. Talking isn't necessarily communicating. Likewise, fucking isn't necessarily good for both (or all) parties involved. Which leads me to believe that perhaps (just perhaps) there is some non-consensual mental fucking going on. But that is a rather unpleasant line of thought...

  • brilliant :)

  • 200 views in 24 hours. Thank you!

  • JennDer, my friend — I believe you are confusing masturbation with 'jacking off & not cumming'!  Doesn't the term Masturbation imply a climax? Yet, those who offend our sense of purpose never seem to ... finish.

  • Well put! I would argue that masturbation - like sex, making love, fucking, etc - (at least in my view) does not imply climax. In fact, sometimes masturbation ends up going on forever without climax, although that happens less than when you're with other people, for various reasons. I mean all that in terms of intellectual/mental activities, of course. ;)

  • Sometimes you want to get off on them,

    Sometimes you want them to get off on you. Sometimes the mental zippy is out of both your hands:)

  • Sometimes people start masturbating with them. Sometimes they start mental fucking each other across the room. But hey, thats a whole other story.

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  • I work in Cambridge, MA (the home of Harvard and MIT) and you cannot go to any restaurant there without grad students or professors talking (i.e. lecturing) slightly louder than they need to be about, say, the theoretical ramifications of applying the models of quantum chaos onto modern-day economic systems, or perhaps posturing the etymology of the menu items and how it reflects the overall human condition and society from which it was created. It gets tiring really fast..

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  • @JennDer605 Shut up and give us the (intellectual) money shot! :p

  • Omgg, Cake is boss.

  • I especially like the still at the end. What a great smile!

  • I think the reason why "masturbation" is used as a negative is because, in the context in which you used it as a metaphor, you meant it as "self-pleasuring". Which isn't a bad thing, as you said, but "self-pleasuring" easily gets stretched out to "*selfish* pleasuring", which *is* bad.

    You enjoy your "mental masturbation" on these vids (I assume), but we enjoy watching them, so your self-pleasuring isn't selfish. The guy you described - he *is* being selfish in his self-pleasuring.

  • The correct term is "Mind Masterbation"

  • You got $15? Because... I'm game.

  • Oh, LOL For Real!

    But I wish to add what Professor Deely taught his Philosophy class at a small Catholic Midwestern college in 1979: The real test for understanding is how many ways we can explain a thing and stay true to the central meaning.

    Sorry, no insight to offer on the quality problem.

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