28th of January 2012
Dear Grand children
Today we went to a place in Africa where they have a lot of interesting animals. First we saw a big gray animal, the size of your dad's car, with two big horns sitting right in the face, no, it was not the same kind of horn as in your dad's car it doesn't make sound. It also had a kid, and guess what, it was the size of your mom's car, and with smaller horns. The mother was almost getting angry at us and we were afraid that she might attach us, but luckily she didn't. We also saw a lot of baboons playing in an open field, they are so much alike the two of you, especially the smaller baboons, i guess you mother would agree to that. While driving down the road, there was all the sudden this giant animal with a very long neck crossing the road right in front of us, I guess it was as tall as your house, it had very beautiful eyes, and long eyelashes, and long legs, just like mom, and it was moving across very graciously, I wish you had seen it! The next thing we saw was a ball of shit, rolling around in the side of the road, it proved to be a giant beetle and his wife who went camping. What they do is to make a big ball of dung, and put the babies inside, and then the male grasp on to the ball in order to keep it together, someone must keep things together! The wife, just like your mom, is pushing the load together with her husband, just like your mom and dad. Well, boys, it's getting late and it's time for you to get cleaned up before you go to bed... by the way, it reminds me, we also saw some small pigs who took a bath, and the water got dirty from a long day of playing, just like yours.
Love Granddad and Grand mom.
You better have a..FULL TANK OF GAS...AND A ....GOOD RUNNING...TRUCK
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