ET phone home

Tim at Onkel Fritz's house in Greith (a bit southwest of Vienna in Austria). Just next to the mega-posh showhouse that his bro Klaus built (they ALL build their own houses over there - and they build them well). Fritz is in the army in Austria. When he asked how things were in UK these days I just told him (sincerely) he should just drop a bomb on the damn place (I didn't have a ticket back until that manipulative twat my dad forced another Ryanair flight on me - I was just gonn hitch and juggle my way back - or maybe pull an Austrian bird in much the same way that Jaws did on Moonraker (or that I did in Ravensburger Hutte in 1994). Found a sculpture of ET (and of a juggler) on the path a minute or so's walk from there the next morning (Fritz said it had only been there a few days). A bit further down the path is a nice gorge-walk which we all did the next day. Juggling a bit (a week or so before this got left for dead in London AGAIN for a week - ended up surviving by juggling by the London Eye at one point - found a hideout in Brixton for 3 days then got a lift to Stansted airport off an ex-housemate -bizarrely making it to see Chris the Malaysian royal (well I had to get his suit-top back to him..but he just ended up giving me the trousers as well...and some much needed food and baccy). Absolutely blitzed after Alpine walking as well... and MUCH harder: the relentless childlike insanity and depravity of my immediate family- and MANY heartbreaking presure-lining soulless so-called friends I've been sacrificing everuything for these last couple of years. Also you can see me attempting to make my peace with the fucker (my dad) on a TIm-and-dad day trip (taking another break from my mum's hometown of Weiz - where Arnie (and Antifaschiste-Liederfreunde... check 'em on myspace...I met them on a hill at Weiz and invited them to Lancaster, UK) comes from...well we had to get away from the vile crap coming out of my mum (and Tante Hilde)'s mouths(s)) to Maribor in Slovenia (on the way back we passed near the Jurassic Park type dinosaur place that we went to in 2005). He's on another goddamn planet (functional analysis - megageekMegamasochist uniBaptistScottishDancingHillWalkingWorkaholic etctomorph ultraSelfish zeroPaitience controlFreak teddyboy BULLSHIT man - but hey - he's still my goddamn dad). Slovenia is cool. We saw the total eclipse from there in Y2K. (My sister) Lauren has had enough of all this bollocks in the UK and has actually emigrated to Austria now. She came back to Lancaster for Xmas (so saw my snowman ...and dropped off the Marshall amp for example) but has gone right the hell back to Innsbruck now. She's English fellrunning champion and spends half her time picking up trophies for being a bit fast now.

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