Analgesics (Like a G6 Parody)

Again, how I study for nursing classes. For those who go to nursing school with me, I purposely didn't post up lyrics because I want YOU to figure out the lyrics by listening carefully to the song and writing them down as you listen. It's gonna help you out more in knowing about the topic :)

UPDATE: Fine, here are the lyrics. Haha

LYRICS

Poppin pills in my mouth,
Pain killers,
When we take em we can stand
Nervous triggers
Causing pain, take the meds
Better than anesthetics,
Now I'm feelin so high on analgesics.
Analgesics, analgesics,
Now now now now now I'm feelin so high on analgesics,
Analgesics, analgesics,
Now now now now now I'm feelin so high on analgesics,


Gimme that morphine, codeine,
Gimme that buprenorphine,
Butorphanol, Pentazocine,
But don't get that bottle poppin,
Cause these opioid analgesics
Make you drowsy, CNS depression,
Binds to opiate receptors
Alters your perception-eption


Narcan, ring it up, bring bring it up,
Overdose means we would have to give you naloxone,
Give you lots of naloxone, give you lots of naloxone-xone-xone,
Overdose means we would have to give you naloxone


Poppin pills in my mouth,
Pain killers,
When we take em we can stand
Nervous triggers
Causing pain, take the meds
Better than anesthetics,
Now I'm feelin so high on analgesics.
Analgesics, analgesics,
Now now now now now I'm feelin so high on analgesics,
Analgesics, analgesics,
Now now now now now I'm feelin so high on analgesics,


Sippin on, dippin on NSAIDs,
Aspirin, ibuprofen,
They stop prostaglandins,
Causing pain reduction, oh yeah.
Acetaminophen,
Inhibits prostaglandins too,
Central acting drugs like Ultram
Binds to mu-opioids and,
HELL yeah, reuptake, re-reuptakes,
Serotinin, norepinephrine for lesser pain,
For le-lesser lesser pain, lesser lesser lesser pain,
No-no-no-nonopioid analgesics like these cause less pain!


Poppin pills in my mouth,
Pain killers,
When we take em we can stand
Nervous triggers
Causing pain, take the meds
Better than anesthetics,
Now I'm feelin so high on analgesics.
Analgesics, analgesics,
Now now now now now I'm feelin so high on analgesics,
Analgesics, analgesics,
Now now now now now I'm feelin so high on analgesics.


Opioid analgesic side effects are:
Nausea and emesis, dry mouth, drowsiness, dizziness, and constipation and sedation,
Also other side effects, include:
Confusion, hypotension, blurry vision, and hallucinations
Side effects of nonopioids include:
Heartburn, and stomach pain, hypotension, constipation, sometimes hypersensitivity,
But you get no pain, which makes you:
Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your put your hands up!


Poppin pills in my mouth,
Pain killers,
When we take em we can stand
Nervous triggers
Causing pain, take the meds
Better than anesthetics,
Now I'm feelin so high on analgesics.
Analgesics, analgesics,
Now now now now now I'm feelin so high on analgesics,
Analgesics, analgesics,
Now now now now now I'm feelin so high on analgesics!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• analgesics
• like
• g6
• pharmacology
• drugs
• education
• nursing
• school
• nsaids
• opioid
• nonopioid
• antagonist
• agonist
• pills

[nursingforlife12]

Lyrics pretty pleeaasseee

[cmasara2290]

@nursingforlife12 They're up!

[mashaw21]

Can you put the lyrics up, please?

[cmasara2290]

@mashaw21 They're up!

[MissDanasaur]

please put the lyrics up, it doesn't help if we don't understand what you're saying :(

[cmasara2290]

@MissDanasaur They're up!

[only1exists]

Wow... so great

[SloppySteveo]

Anal-gee-sexs?

[amino720]

COOL :D

Could have used it in my pharma exam :D " for pharmacy " :D

[itsmeasshole1]

GREAT ,AWESOME 

[Crackersexwife]

This is the bomb!!!! you should be proud. Great job!

[kandyplpn]

I wish I had this when I was in nursing school!

[TheDonaldMan]

voice seems kinda nice

[Reflectionofus]

EPIC!!! This TOTALLY helped me on my exam! Make more of these!!!