Hey There Delilah - Parody Chief Greenbud "Its Only A Weed"

I was watching a girl on Youtube play this song and thought... that seems pretty easy to play... so I started messing around with it... and... I wrote this parody. Here are the lyrics...
It's Only A Weed
Parody by: Chief Greenbud
12/24/07
Copyright 2007 All Rights Reserved


VERSE 1
D F#m
hello mister officer, and how are you this evening
D F#m
You say that you're smelling something, that you don't find very pleasing
Bm A G A Bm A
could it be, the fact that I am smoking weed, yes indeed
D F#m
Yes sir mister officer, I've got my hands behind me
D F#m
Please don't use any more pepper spray, cuz that last shot was blinding Bm A G A Bm A
I can't see, and it's really hard to breath, I'm in custody

CHORUS
D Bm D Bm
Oh it's only a weed, Oh it's only a weed
Oh it's only a weed, Oh it's only a weed, it's only a weed

VERSE 2
D F#m
Hello mom and dad, it seems I've got a little problem D F#m
The policeman thinks I'm dealing, and it's prison time he's talking Bm A G A Bm A
could you please, call an attorney just for me, I'm in need
D F#m
Hey public defender, whens my case going to trial
D F#m
cause I couldn't make my bond, and I've been in jail a while Bm A G A Bm A
and lost my job, all for a quarter pound of pot, aint that a crock
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CHORUS
D Bm D Bm
Oh it's only a weed, Oh it's only a weed
Oh it's only a weed, Oh it's only a weed, it's only a weed

BRIDGE
G A
Prison life is pretty hard, but when they let us in the yard
D Bm
Theres a man named bubba looking out for me
G A
he may think I'm pretty cute, but I feel like Im being used
D Bm
And theres just got to be a better way... cuz I'm not gay

VERSE 3
D Bm
Hey future employer man theres something I must tell ya D Bm
Cuz when you run all my numbers well you are gonna find my record
Bm A G A Bm A
I did time, having marijuana is a crime,
G A Bm
I wish they had an open mind,
G A Bm
its not a crime...

CHORUS
D Bm D Bm
Oh it's only a weed, Oh it's only a weed
Oh it's only a weed, Oh it's only a weed, it's only a weed

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Hey
• There
• Delilah
• Parody
• Comedy
• Chief
• Greenbud
• Marijuana
• 420
• Weed
• Funny

[OWJuggalo]

a person should be judged by the quality of theyre work not theyre piss!!! thumbs up if you agree!

[FTDOOM]

Amen brother. 

[btownjessie91]

LOL 

[TutorialsVideosS]

Lol at the idiots below me argueing about weed and protein

[Phaiyte]

@Selsiuss2 Weed is not addictive nor does it make you act like an idiot... unless you're already an idiot.

[Selsiuss2]

@Phaiyte Protein is not addictive nor does it make you act like an idiot... unless you're a musclehead.

[Phaiyte]

@Selsiuss2 It's taken in supplements to boost muscle strength and recovery, most effectively right after a good workout etc, not just to live. Let's also not forget the awful amounts of Creatine and everything athletes can get their hands on. I'm pretty sure Creatine's not required to live, right?

[Selsiuss2]

@Phaiyte Protein is a requirement for staying alive. You like doing that, right? "Weed" is not.

[Phaiyte]

@Selsiuss2 If that's the case then maybe people should stop consuming protein after a hard day of physical labor.

[FollowTheSunDown]

so true brother,

stay green

[dkcreinoso]

5 cops saw this video

[Selsiuss2]

@OWJuggalo Except when a person gains an unfair advantage in their work from consuming mind and/or body altering substances.