The Ultimate Compliment (You're Nothing Like Charlie Sheen)

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A love song with a certain sheen to it.


Words and music by Greg Castle
Directed/Shot/Edited by Behn Fannin

Starring
Greg Castle
Justin Johnson
Adam Karell
Paul Natonek
Dustin Sterling

Assistant Director Josh Blackburn.

Love songs can be hard to write
Everything I say seems trite
and like some high school student cliche
But since I looked into your eyes
Everything about me tries
to find the words to let me convey

You are something special
Something more than just a ordinary love
I wanna' tell you what I mean

You shine like a star, whether or not you're on screen
You're wise and mature, never playing sixteen
When we're on the town, you never make a scene
All I'm really saying is, I'm thankful you're not Charlie Sheen

You never threaten me with knives,
Don't pal around with Heidi Fleiss,
and you never accidentally shoot me in the arm
You have your high school degree,
You aren't holding any PCP,
And you never try to cover guilt with charm

I want you to know how I appreciate the way
you don't come up with different ways to try cocaine

You're under control of your violent tendencies
You don't have some porn stars you want me to meet
You never do blow in the bathroom at KFC
I guess what I'm saying is, I'm thankful you're not Charlie Sheen

And I'm glad I'm not you're not a mess
With a hit on CBS
I wish that everyone could be as blessed as me

You can have a drink without turning on me
You don't need a break at a rehab facility
You don't get naked and angry in a Plaza hotel suite
The thing I love about you most, you're nothing like Charlie

You don't have excuses that make me want to scream
You don't have a fetish for life at dangerous speeds
You don't have a death wish that's about to succeed
I love all the little things that make you less like Charlie Sheen.

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[TheDollyVlog]

This guy looks like the guy in the "Northern Downpour" music video, in my opinion...

[RigorTortoiseComedy]

@TheDollyVlog You couldnt be more RIGHT! Behn Fannin directed both, and many of the Rigor Tortoise dudes were in it as well. Paul without a shirt on, Adam with a shirt on, and a scene with Justin Johnson freaking out next to a McDonalds drive-thru that didnt make the cut

[Tellurium988]

Was singing this song quietly during my chemistry midterm this morning, the cute girl beside me burst into laughter at the "im thankful your not charlie sheen" part. I was pretty embarrassed, one thing lead to another and im meeting her at a bar tomorrow night. I just want to say thank you :P

[RigorTortoiseComedy]

@Tellurium988 You're welcome. And if you get married, we'll play this song at your wedding.

[PureFunk13]

just discovered this channel because of the station! hilarious videos <3

[RigorTortoiseComedy]

@PureFunk13 Thanks for watching. We have new videos coming soon!

[Wactownsk8r]

I want a giant Charlie Sheen mask!!!

[dembones117]

Deserves more views because it must have cost a pretty penny to fuck up that hotel room...

[3vilMrPeanut]

Where could I get the sheet music to this song? I think it would a great song to play at parties or get togethers!

[RigorTortoiseComedy]

@JNNYBRN Real Winners use apostrophes in the words you're and we're.

[FlootyHobbs]

I was sitting in my room considering writing a Charlie Sheen song, assuming no one else had yet. I of course had to search youtube to be sure. I have since decided to write a song about how much I hate college, because this will never be topped.