Everyone is a suspect at Walmart
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I want to report something suspicious.
It's the USA government
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pretty cool concept. But all you were doing was going apeshit on some Walmart CS drone. I think HS at a store is as bad as the next person. But In the end the caller was just written off as a crazy. Maybe more specific questions and less accusuations would have created a more insightful conversation. From the moment you called this CS drone was rushing to get you off the phone. Holding your anger back and going after the real questions maybe would have gotten you somewhere.
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Revolution is the fukin answer. all these cocksuckers can stick all those cameras,rfids, and tv's up their fukin ass. what the fuck does homeland security have to do with a customer stealing etc. fuck this new world order shit, the fukin problem is that people are fukin sheeps not many stand up for themselves thats why they are doing this, little by little its goin to get worse. get your guns ready!!! they are not far away from sending messages to plasma tv's, internet and other technology.
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I wonder if they'll get Homeland on someone if they knock the prices down on one of their price signs and then try to go buy the item at the lower price.
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Oh I got another one! Ok also another horrible crime to watch out for is....people in fetal positions on the floor screaming, "The voices! The voices" as an associate makes an announcement over the speaker.
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@pureinheart777 yeh, the government will pry say, "Oh we arent taking you to a concentration camp, um these are for your protection and safety! We wouldn't lie to you! Honest!"
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yeh-the fema camps will fill up quick!
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wow-they dont even care if they lose customers.
why you ask?
well walmart is being paid off by the government!
Well better keep our eyes out for horrible crimes such as....Skippy merrily down the aisles. Placing the Wet Cone on carpet. Putting M&Ms on Layaway. Speaking in a foreign language. Going through the Speedy Checkout 1 item over the limit. Not parking perfectly. Not kissing the greeter's hand every time we enter the store. Dropping items off and not returning them to their proper home. And worse of all....squeezing or otherwise checking produce to make sure it is just right.
DevilButtKicker 1 year ago 4