Sarah Palin Receives 2009 WWNCPL Award from Dick Cheney

Ladies, gentlemen, friends and fellow political mud slingers. Now for our final awards catagory of the evening, Now for The very highly prized, Richard Nixon Memorial, the Tricky Dick Award, from the, Watergate Was No Crime, Political Library and national Museum. As you know, this is the most coveted, award that you can receive to honor the most outstanding act of a political, dirty trick performed by a person or political group during an election cycle.

Having been so honored by the WWNCPL to have been nominated and having won this most honored award for my secret, bloodless, seizing control of the U S Government in the year 2000, I am doubly honored to be here, tonight, to announce this years nominees for this award dedicated to honoring the boldest act of the abuse of raw, political power in a single election cycle.
THe first nominee is, SAY IT AIN'T SO, by new comer, Little Sarah Palin. Little Sara is nominated for her right wing, conserative aclaimed performance as a mere hockey mom and washington outsider. While presenting her self and her first dude as Ma and Paw Kettle six pack, while in fact, she and the first dude are millionairs, with a couple of homes, time share properties and is able to afford Star buck's coffee, everyday. She has been able to convince the great sea of the middle class that she was one of them. that she is the hockey mom, mini van driving, PTA lady, from next door, whose hobby is baning books from the local, library.

The second nominee for this most hallow award is, Tucker Bounds, for his masterminding campaign of straight face lying and distortion of facts to the national media in his critically aclaimed performance in, "Pig in lipstick, shame on you Obama." Tucker who was previously nominated, for his successful destruction of John MacCain's year 2000 election bid, in South Carolina.
the third nomination goes to the man who made this all possible and a future WWNCPL Hall of Fame Member, yes my friends, none other than the man, himself, John (q public) Maccain for his duel performances of "I AM A MAVERIK" and for "I AM JOHN MACCAIN AND I APPROVE THIS AD."
Finally, the fourth nomination,
WOW. Has this ever been done before?
Ladies and gentlemen, The fourth nonimation goes to Little Sarah Palin again, this time for her highly aclaimed performance in, "HE IS hanging WITH TERRORIST, WE DON'T WANT NO HU SAN ABAMA TERRORIST IN THE WHITE HOUSE."
What a wonderful amount of dirty tricksters, mud slingers and bold face liers nominated this year, I am proud to call myself a republican.
The winner is, me. No just kidding.

The winner is ....

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That line was straight out of Rove's book. He's hanging with terrorists.