Eddie Izzard on Computers & ITunes [HQ]
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@LLlap by not understanding that very little in comedy is true you just made yourself look like a twat you twat.
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Epic coat
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8 light years to download? WTF?
it`s a measure of distance you twat!
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you mean i dont have to read the terms and agreements?!.. well fuck.
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@BillHicks420 be nice, it's only my first time
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@elclippe 1 person can't write anything original. Well two
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@greaseization That is funny, because I can reverse Mac and PC in that story and have it be true. My Macbook from 2005 massively outperforms my HP notebook from 6 months ago. Ain't life grand?
PS: No current Macs cost $3000 out of the box, so your friend must be a huge dumbass to spend that much money on a custom configure machine unless they're doing some hardcore shit. And if a brand new 17" Macbook Pro or 8-core Mac Pro performs that badly, they've got a bad unit and need to get it replaced.
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@bersaba In fairness, the Kessel Run normally involves going around a binary pair of black holes, and Han took the Falcon straight between them. It works, for a given value of black hole...
I love is part about the terms and agreements thing, man is that so true. "Do you want to sell your soul to the devil?" Yes I agree to the terms and conditions! :)
Luckily they made it illegal to do that stuff otherwise 500 people would own a part or all of my body from random agreements :).
heroineadict 4 months ago 69
No one in the world has read the terms and conditions ....
.... save for that one lady who's addicted to words in Wellington.
Like so Eddie Izzard can see this inside joke!
Dubaikiwi 3 months ago 31