SMBC Theater - Children's Books

http://www.smbc-theater.com
Executive Producers: Marty Weiner, Zach Weiner, James Ashby
Written by: Zach Weiner and James Ashby
Directed by: James Ashby
Starring:
Pitch Man - Jon Brence
Executive - JP Nickel

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Children's Books
• sketch comedy
• smbc theater
• smbc
• dark humor
• dark comedy
• funny

[Aleniums]

"so you're fuckable.

so go out there, and fuck like rabbits, because nobody likes a virgin, especially an inexperienced one.

that's all that's in this book, you can find an adult that will fuck you most likely in a dark alley at night, or lurking around your school during the day. have fun kids!"

that's probably what the rest of the book said lol (it's canon to the creepiness of it)

[strakkla]

So, You're Fuckable.

[septumis]

# strikes and I touch you on the penis

[zawmbees]

@cantinaphil Except this is funny.

[cantinaphil]

This reminds me of "Cyanide and Happiness"

[HSDclover]

i love how it is obviously weiner's drawings here. i kinda forgot about his webcomic while watching these (which is weird, i read it earlier today)

[MadeOfCATS]

These would actually make a very good series of adult novels

[Trepur349]

I want to read those books lol

[LootFragg]

@skinsvideos21 To get things straight: Don't criticize the living shit out of everybody. If someone asks you "Say, wouldn't it be >childrens' books< or am I mistaken?", then that's a different story, that's an actual person who only needs a friendly informative answer like: "Nah, it's [explanation], mate." But someone who doesn't even put a question mark behind a question and leaves his claim like this does not give the slightest shit and deserves the mean douche attitude. Foreign != stupid.

[skinsvideos21]

@LootFragg Fine, I'll be a mean douche to strangers when they mess up in English. Just kidding, I get your point, I know it's a disservice, and don't get me wrong, I hang out a lot with second-language learners and help them improve their English (or Spanish) all the time. However, this is Youtube and I can't be arsed. But thanks for pointing it out anyway, criticism shows people care, and I appreciate that (just iike when someone corrects me when I mess up in a foreign language).

[LootFragg]

@skinsvideos21 Next time you correct someone, do so knowing you did good. Non-native speakers are basically allowed more mistakes with regards to their otherwise flawless native language. That means attacking someone for his lingual inadequacy in a regular debate is usually bad ("ad hominem"). But this is about language so you are asked to criticize him regardless of his nationality, gender, age or sexual preference. I only dislike your overtolerant attitude towards foreigners. That's it.

[LootFragg]

@skinsvideos21 It seems to me you didn't understand what I tried to imply. I'm saying the guy is dumb and does not need to be treated with the utmost respect. In fact, the only thing I find disturbing is how you apologized to him, especially in his own language in case he doesn't understand yours. Do not, I repeat, do not under any circumstances apologize to idiots. Whether he failed school in Mississippi or did so in Germany, shit happens but don't feel sorry and especially don't say you are.