I Kissed A Cullen

I did this for Becky.

This is totally and completely meant to be insanely stupid. Please don't think I'm trying to be serious. Seriously. Don't be stupid. And yes. It's me singing. On a child's karaoke machine at 8 in the morning. Yeehaw.

Words:

My life was not the way I planned
So normal and boring
Saw them across a crowded room
They looked so amazing
They're not what I'm used to
Just want to make you mine
I'm curious about you
Caught my attention
(CHORUS)
I kissed Emmett and I liked it
The taste of bear blood on his lips
I kissed Edward just to try it
I know his new wife won't mind it
It might be wrong but it felt so right
Might become a Cullen tonight
I kissed Jasper and I liked it
And they liked it
You might not even know my name
But it doesn't matter
This could be such a dangerous game
But you're all I'm after
It's not what I should do
Not how I should behave
You make me so confused
Take my breath away
(CHORUS)
Those boys they are so beautful
Cold skin red lips so wonderful
Hard to resist they're magical
Too good to deny it
Just bite me now I want it bad
(CHORUS)
{End with} They liked it too

Category:

Entertainment

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• cullen
• rob
• holy
• shit
• hot
• damn
• why
• am
• doing
• this
• for
• Becky
• twilight
• movie
• opening
• yeehaw

[steffie100]

omg hilarious!! loved it...and you got a really good voice too!!

[BlakLullaby]

omg hha u look lke kristen stewart

oh and i really hope that harry potter is a vue due dol

[falloutgurl98]

you are such a dork! but a hilarious dork!

[stadoug1]

nutter, but i liked it

[pottur91]

LOL! So wrong! yet so funny XD Great lyrics!!!  5 stars