Paris Hilton Detained and "Turning Japanese" Vapors (Song Parody)

Paris Hilton was recently not allowed to enter into Japan. Japanese officials denied her entry because of her drug possession charges in Vegas. Here is Paris singing her story in a parody of the popular 80's Tune "Turning Japanese" along with a very scary geisha mangirl thing.

Featuring Laurice Fattal (as Paris) and Walt Frasier (as the geisha girl) You can catch both actors performing live on stage every weekend in the hilarious improvisational theatre show "LMAO Off-Broadway" in NYC.http://www.lmao-nyc.com. Get Tickets: https://www.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/718535/prm/eight20

Lyrics:
You want my picture
Because I'm hot
You are so jealous

Cause you are not

Hey they really really love me in Japan
So I will go there
And be a star
I'll bring my own party
So I can skip the bar
You know I must not disappoint my fans
What? This sucks!
Don't you know who I am?
I have to go tweet about this
"going home now. so disappointed for my fans in Asia. I promise to come back soon. I love you all. xoxo"

Don't they know away I'm a reality star?
Turned away by Japanese, Turned away by Japanese
But I wont go..Get away from me!
Turned away by Japanese, Turned away by Japanese
I don't think so..whatever
Turned away by Japanese, Turned away by Japanese
But I don't know.. SERIOUSLY
how I offend so

I'm just like you but WAY hotter
Hey don't you know who I am? I'm calling Uncle Sam
Didn't you see my movies? You know "One Night in Paris?"

Turned away by Japanese, Turned away by Japanese
Keep it on the down low
Turned away by Japanese, Turned away by Japanese
Don't call the Po po
Turned away by Japanese, Turned away by Japanese
Becaue I hide blow
Turned away by Japanese, Turned away by Japanese
Way down below
If its on TMZ it MUST be true!

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[PyrimidKingJindai]

buttcrack........ 

[AbsentMindedComedy]

@PyrimidKingJindai where?

[MyMoneysOnMe]

this is so funny, im gonna send it to all my friends

[AbsentMindedComedy]

@MyMoneysOnMe thanks! 

[whereiswalt]

At least I don't show butt crack in this one! LMAO

[8classics]

I should make this Geisha outfit my Halloween Costume

[MikiChan25]

; - ;

I LOVE CHINNESE -_-



[MikiChan25]

; - ;

[waltfrasier]

LOVE THIS! It was almost my Halloween Costume.

[marsluciferous]

this cracks me up so much