Behind the Music that Sucks: VAN HALEN

Van Halen discovers sobriety and the true meaning of music, and never recovers. Might as well suck.

Behind the Music that Sucks is an ongoing series of comic pieces produced by, and appearing on, Heavy.com, a broadband entertainment website. The show - conceived as a parody of VH1's popular biography show "Behind the Music" - feature humorous jabs at pop stars and celebrities.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Jump
• Eminem
• lsd
• 1984
• david
• hasselhoff
• sammy
• hagar
• alex
• eddie
• lee
• roth
• Rock
• band
• Van
• Halen
• and
• Wolfgang
• bubble
• baths
• Barbra
• Walters
• brown
• M&M's
• innumerable
• lead
• singers
• Suck

[weirdpeople987]

@cobias how the fuck am i racist dumb shit

[Tigerpuffer]

It's funny because Van Halen sucks :P do one on Creed xD

[cobias]

@weirdpeople987 Its funny. You cant take a joke ? You should die because you are a racist piece of shit. Nice videos fucktard.

[cobias]

@weirdpeople987 Nope Nope. Perfectly straight but i do regret the comment. Not hot on the single but they are at least doing stuff so its all good.

But yeah, fuck off.

[weirdpeople987]

@cobias ur a fag

[weirdpeople987]

who the fuck made this shit they should die

[fraroc]

I belive you all should die.

[vanhalenInRS]

david carson and simon assaad don't know shit bout music , get a real job plox?

[MrStefan124]

If this made you upset, you can go eat a dick.

[meanbrew]

Van Halen helped redefine rock music as being about stupid frat boys who wanna rock out but suck instead because their very existence is nothing but a swirling black hole of stupidity and lameness.