Teach Me How to Rehab

Teach Me How to Rehab

Lyrics:

Aye! Aye!
Teach me how to rehab (aye!)

Verse 1:

They be like Tic (what?)
Can you teach me how to rehab?
You know why?
'Cause my heart is really bad (aye!)
All I need is a heart that's good at pumpin'
And for you, the PTA (physical therapist assistant), to get me back to jumpin'!
I'm on a treadmill, my ECG (electrocardiogram)
Shows me what I got, is CVD (cardiovascular disease),
My heart is super weak, might be ischemia,
Ain't got no blood flow 'cause a blocked blood vessel,
I'm not a smoker, but I'm sed-en-tary,
Never exercise 'cuz I think it's so scary,
I leave the ER (emergency room) all the doctors tried to tell me,
You should work out... and eat healthy,
My heart loves to fail, blockage from plaque,
M.I. (Myocardial Infarction), AKA "Heart Attack"
I said, "PT, what should I be doing?"
He said, "Exercising." So I had to do it.

(Chorus)

Teach me how to rehab
Teach me, teach me how to rehab
Teach me how to rehab
Teach me, teach me how to rehab

All my PTs (physical therapists) love me,
All my, All my PTs love me
All my PTs love me,
You aint messing with my PT

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Cardiovascular
• Physical
• Therapy

[franzjosh1208]

Did you ever dunk man? You were so close.

[MatthewNineteen26]

@franzjosh1208 no, i never did, bro. I just stopped doing it because I had plateaued and it didn't matter that much to me any more.

[franzjosh1208]

@MatthewNineteen26 You motivated me and Im not gonna stop.