Feeding Geese Rap

Feeding Canadian Geese is never whack.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Blake
• Hogue
• Rap
• Sexy
• Smooth
• Funny
• Hilarious
• Sketch
• Beat
• Box
• Free
• Style
• Canadian
• Geese

[PattyAdjamine]

The Eminem of Canada geese -- exccept a lot funnier. Love it! This needs to get out there. Catchy tune and everyone's havin' a blast. Totally COOL and love those honks at the very end. Only complaint? It's too short. ;)

[ISuckedAtSports]

You're just a big old fan of water fowl it looks like.

[lmfecher]

Mitch, please stop feeding the geese bread. Bread clogs them up, they can't poop, and that could kill them. Please feed them cracked corn or wild bird seed.

[ISuckedAtSports]

Mitch is the goose. While I'm sure Mitch would probably not want to give his fellow geese constipation, he lost his wallet and can't currently buy bread to feed the other geese so no need to worry!

[mrCrazyman307]

HAHA goose 1, 2, 3, and MITCH

[buttpolicedotgov]

Rob Zombie - Dragula

[LoliLoli83]

WTF????

[DudesFaceOnYoBallz]

Wow. Instead of rapping about them, you should learn about them. Bread is not good for those birds. You should spend more time learning about geese instead of "rapping".

[PattyAdjamine]

By the way, Canada geese have become a hot news item over the past few months. That's because Big Brother's launched a "culling" plan against them. Decided we have "too many." Hope they didn't round up and gas Mitch and his pals as they did in New York City. A lot of people pissed about it though. I put your video up on our FB page, "For the love of geese at Prospect Park." You will be famous now. ;)

[PattyAdjamine]

Yea, the geese are cool. They can fly thousands of miles without a GPS. I know people who can't find their way around a shopping mall. Particularly like the ganders. They are so protective over their mates and goslings. Always keeping watch, ha, ha. Smart not to tust too much. Canada geese are better parents than most humans. They don't divorce over things like remote controls or who's on Facebook.

[culturebomb]

damn mitch is cool as shit he caught the bread outta mid-air at the end

[ISuckedAtSports]

"For a man, the act of pleasuring yourself in a motion that looks as if you were throwing bread crumbs on the ground for geese to eat."

Who the FUCK masturbates like this? Maybe I don't know how to throw bread crumbs on the ground but I'm miming this right now and whoever they are talking about has some sort of weird sideways dick.

[simdude2u]

look up that term on Urban Dictionary site.