Engineer

An optimist will say a glass is half full.

A pessimist well say a glass is half empty.

An engineer will say the glass is twice the size it needs to be.

I don't get all this money talk here, who gives a shit about the money, I'm a mechanical engineering major and I still don't know the figures I'll be making, frankly I don't care. I like a little bit of math, I like a little bit of science, I love building stuff. What else could I ask for?

share a jet with a SPY ???!!

man makes me want to be an engineer but i suck at math though i excel in English history and science

Don't worry, it's not so difficult as you can imagine. If you study there are no problems ;-)

i stink at anything above basic algebra

Are you going to the high school? Which year?

no i graduated two years ago and am almost 20 i am working as a cna at the moment and am going to college next semester

cna? i don't know what does it mean, becouse i'm italian :-)
I'm studying Aerospace Engineering at Turin.
I'm at the 4th year

Nooooooooo, run far away from engineering its the most undervalued career in the world , you will work your ass off more than you can imagine , say goodbye to sleep and at the end of the day take home a lousy paypacket much smaller than your mareting and managment peers. Dilbert is funny because its so true.