Create A Chuck Norris Fact Contest! (Interactive Video)

Don't forget to RATE THIS VIDEO. Anyway, Create an original Chuck Norris Fact/Joke and post it as a comment, OR post your favorite Chuck Norris Fact of all time in the comment section!

The winners will be added to my blog, see the best ones here in this link below
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"The reason Chuck Norris has never been a playable character in any video game? Chuck Norris never gets played - by anyone."
-CNRhKXtreme

"Chuck Norris once threatened to kill Michael Jackson just to see his reaction. Poor Mike was so petrified, his skin turned white."
-CNRhKXtreme

"Even YouTube can't remove Chuck Norris' videos"
-ZZDaikun

"chuck noris tryd to shoot him self but the bullet was to scard to come out of the barrel"
-hessburganator

"Chuck Norris plays Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun..... he always wins."
-BlackScorpionX

"Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi"
-donniepajamas93
"Chuck Norris's car does not have a break pedal, because Chuck Norris yields to no one."
-Ilikewatermelon27

"Chuck Norris is on Youtube, and he invites you to subscribe to his channel. However, he won't subscribe back - Chuck Norris only subscribes to CAUSING PAIN"
PDXvlog

"Hitler didn't blow his brains out. He disturbed the resting place of Chuck Norris"
-godzilla666ihatecats

"did u know that chuck norris was an atheist
before he realized he was GOD"
-rpggamer08

They were going to make a video game starring chuck norris in "Chuck-fu" with his famous "chukurican". But chuck norris's moves weren't 1-hit KOs so they replaced him with shaq."
-godzilla666ihatecats

"Chuck Norris knows every word in the English dictionary, plus 100 more"
-crazykool456

"Chuck Norris knows every word in the English dictionary except for mercy."
-BrianDW40

"After a party, Chuck Norris doesn't throw up..he throws DOWN!"
-Candydolphin

"Chuck Norris is so fast he can punch him self in the face while at the same time blocking the punch"
-whoopdeedoodude

"Chuck Norris Nails himself to a Cross everynight to stop him from going sleep KILLING"
-brickwall9997


"Chuck Norris' eats steak for each meal but most of the time he forgets to kill the cow first."
-BrianDW40

"Chuck Norris was originally going to have his own TV show, Full House, but they let him go because he wanted to rename it Round House.
-Onirayushizobura

"Chuck Norris's dandruff is Superman's kryptonite"
-nickyt0teh0destroyer

"Chuck norris invented the earthquake in 1922"
-cmax202345

"The only reason we don't have time machines is because there would be two Chuck Norris's(the past Chuck Norris and the present Chuck Norris), and everybody knows there can only be one Chuck Norris."
-Ilikewatermelon27

"Chuck Norris made a 1 sec vlog on YouTube and crashed the site for for getting EVERY HONOR YouTube ever issued...EVAR!!!"
-MeanBlackDude

"Chuck Norris uses Jason's machete to shave."
-MetroidJunkie2007

"Chuck Norris is so Powerful he turned a Dragon into Poodle Skinned Boots and a Poodle into a Dragon knit-Vest"
-LuizPrower

"how dose Chuck Noris beat halo?
he round house kicks the box and threatens it."
-killdoser666

"Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in martian skulls."
-ChompirasSkate

"The only thing that can beat chuck norris is his mom"
-supervillan

"Chuck Norris can push open doors that say "pull""
-wilson146468

"The Meteor Crater was not made by a meteor, but in fact was made by Chuck Norris jumping off of a kiddie swing set!"
-SgtMustang

"The only reason Chuck Norris hasn't been Mugenize is cauz Chuck Norris would be a unfair fight for any M.U.G.E.N. character to handle"
-FATALFURYKID

"Chuck Norris was supposed to be in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Apparently, he was to powerful being as he can take over 999% damage and not die. plus his final smash made the game testers heads explode out of shear enjoyment!"
-DogOfWar01

"No one ever gets to wear a mask around Chuck Norris, because everyone knows you can never hide from Chuck Norris."
-thelovebat

"Chuck Norris can do the Moonwalk, forwards. Michael Jackson then reacted to this by turning white"
-thelovebat

"Chuck Norris never gets pawned, he just lets you piss him off until he decides to kill you."
-thelovebat

"When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please""
-fernandomares

"If there was a being that transformed into your worst fear and there were two of them and they saw each other, one would be Chuck Norris and the other would be Chuck Norris eating the heart of Bruce Lee"
-elephantman5400

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[mrman72ify]

Chuck Norris can film with a potato......IN HD

[jesselovegrove12345]

Jesus walks on water but Chuck Norris swims through land

[ultimatechucknorris]

chuck norris was dropped twice as a baby,  first on hiroshima then on nagasaki.

[USAon3]

Chuck Norris can stare directly at the Sun.

The Sun cannot stare directly at Chuck Norris.

[Lauratasticc]

2+2=5 when Chuck Norris says it does

[dat1guywitdat1name]

ghosts gather around the campfire and tell chuck norris stories

[TheHashBot]

Chuck norris on the world series of poker. Using only pokemon cards.

[isaacman122]

chuck norris is 71 years old and looks the same as back then. thus, the power of chuck norris.

[RAWRxBlueDino1028]

Chuck Norris is a virgin...

... because no one fucks with Chuck.

[TheSnookky]

Chuck Norris Can Win Russian Roulette With a Semi-Automatic Colt 1911