Congress, 1924: Rep. Demands Horses Wear Dresses To Hide Foul Penises

In June 1924 Representative Oliver Shaker (D) condemned government inaction on the issue of publicly exposed horse penis and proposed a law which would federallyr equire horses to wear modesty dresses.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• congress
• politics
• onion
• onn
• satire
• horse
• penis
• bestiality

[subwoofspeak]

2:06 the man who was about to cross the stage just teleported himself instead

[attackmat]

Behold, Ladies and Gentlemen, the TRUE reason for the beginning of the Great Depression...

[wesmir156]

dumb fabric

[Athils]

I miss the days when you could use the word "foul" in a sentence without being sarcastic or looking like a psycho.

[tarlacnepali]

the fucking video looks so real

[Neroscot]

Madmen...or madness ?



[evilsceptic]

good to know congress wasn't always so useless.

[ferociousgumby]

Actually, a horse's penis is retractible and doesn't show under normal conditions. Just the sheath shows. Very modest.

[admiralpercy]

is this an onion report?

[gerudgutierrez]

was that bill maher?

[PirateFish1]

That's Christine O'Donnell's grandfather

[t34fung1aturpart33]

lolololol this is really funny

i cant figure out what issue it's parodying though.... maybe just the general nonseness