Star Wars Gangsta Rap

"Misa wanna cum" actually seemed like he said it lol. This made me laugh HARD! nice job man

Epic!

some corrections
recontrsucting the death star
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Nine hundred year fiend
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but you're the one that's hotter than both suns

slower than the first...PENTIUM CHIP!!!

pentium chip acaully

wow thank you very much! =)

jabba you aint nothin but a fatass slug
fake gold chains? you sorry ass thug
sittin in your palace with your blue headed whore
trap door, to the rancor
oh my, goodness gracious me
im a gay man golden fantasy
programmed for homo ecstacy
10 million forms of gay positioning
for my golden shower you must pay a fee
but r2d2 gives it up for free
r 2 d 2 watch your language
always having sex with robotic strangers

shut the fuck up man, leia's my sister
the only thing you get is a beat off blister
luke, use the force before, intercourse with
luke, dont forget, bitches aint nothin but hoes and tricks
obi wan, im the top gun
but youre the one out of them both son
vader aint shit his hands cut up and split
he's slower than the first video chip

we will beat the rebels cuz they still aint shit
and in my tie fighter zig zag stay lit
oh shit yoda on the scene
nine hundred years free
smokin dagobah greens
bitches suck my dick like lando on liquor
aw, youre just jealous cuz my black dicks thicker
rawrrrrrrrrrr
yo, tell em chewie
last night i had leia all drunk want'd to do me

its the v to the a to the d e r vader
we constructed the death star
with my slick sweet suit thats black like tar
fuckin you up no matter who you are
tell them motherfuckers about the shit dark side
pull up on your planet death star drive by