Homestuck- The Baby is You: The Baby Is You

DOWNLOAD THIS HERE: http://super-villain.org/whywouldyoudothis/thebabyisyou.html

By Toby "Radiation" Fox

LYRICS

BUM BUM BUM

i was sittin around, in the middle of the night
all bored with nothing to do

i called up my friend, he put some stuff in my end
taught him a hundred different ways to screw

i conksunked his boots, touched his imigrants
the chips had just started to fall

now after that night, i was given a fright
a babytummy shaped like a ball

DAMN JOHN!!!

im havin a baby and the baby is you
id birth my best friend its true

im havin a baby and the baby is you
koalababies up the avenue

im a havin a baby and the baby is you
my ovaries are out the wazoo

im having a a baby and the baby is you
ur gonna come out my hoohoo

john: BUT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
dave: i dont know... such is the magic of skaia
he entered all of my seven gates
he touched john
he prototyped my medium
and now my kernelsprite is rich with data
and... nwo.... your the baby

john: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

duet:

YOUR HAVIN A BABY AND THE BABY IS YOU/ME
BIRTH MY BEST FRIEND ITS TRUE

HAVIN A BABY AND THE BABY IS YOU
KOALABABIES UP THE AVENUE

HAVIN A ABABY AND THE BABY IS YOU
OVARIES ARE OUT THE WAZOO

HAVIN A BABY AND THE BABY WEARS SHOES
BABIES FLYIN OUT THE HOO HOO

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Homestuck
• baby
• you
• toby
• radiation
• fox
• Having
• Baby
• and
• the
• is
• You

[BatterySphere]

Oh this must be davesprite, since its been accepted that that was a female crow.(actually I don't really know that, i've just seen it on the forums/in fan art a lot.)

[SexyBrianPuppet]

@BatterySphere Crows don't get pregnant.

"John, I'm laying an egg. AND THE EGG IS YOU."

This is just a normal story about a teenage boy getting pregnant with his best friend, with an alien teenager being the midwife. Then he makes out with his sister. Don't make it weird with your pregnant crow fetish.

[7smilestothesky]

@SexyBrianPuppet "with an alien teenager being the midwife"

it's ironic because Karkat shouldn't understand Human anatomy and how babies are born......unless he did intense research on human reproduction when he wasn't trolling the kids 0_0

[SexyBrianPuppet]

@7smilestothesky Even if Karkat researched how human babies are born, he'd STILL be confused, since Dave is a boy.

[Triveloci]

in my dreams

its me

i am the baby

[TheRedwolf11]

@animalgurl5 I dunno...Maybe you're not supposed to take joke songs seriously....Or maybe you're supposed to take jokes seriously...Don't ask me....I'm just batman.

[animalgurl5]

How does a guy have ovaries???

[izziebarrie]

it took me so long to find this...

[GirlofNinten]

I finally understand the koalababies joke. babydaveclingingtothings.jpg

[Eternalwanderer]

i think the 'why would you do this' part in the download URL is very fitting. xD lmao. wtf?

[Romzyx]

Dave, you're losing your water break!

[JellyBeanJunky]

POLICE SIREN, POLICE SIREN.

[aquirethefire7]

@SexyBrianPuppet John EGGbert

/shotintheface

[tapixt]

dear lord what even

[The13thKitteh]

i am actually screaming and my mom is holding me and telling me to calm the hell down

this is the best thing i have ever seen ever