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Cullen Song (Parody of Llama Song)

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Uploaded by on Oct 5, 2008

5/24/09 ~ 65,000 views
5/04/09 ~ 60,000 views
4/19/09 ~ 55,000 views
4/09/09 ~ 50,000 views!!!!
3/28/09 ~ 45,000 views
3/16/09 ~ 40,000 views, are you serious?
3/06/09 ~ 35,000 views, love you guys :D
2/18/09 ~ 30,000 views!
2/07/09 ~ 25,000 views? NO WAY!

LYRICS:
Heres a Cullen
Theres a Cullen
And another little Cullen.
Fuzzy Cullen
Funny Cullen
Cullen
Cullen
Truck.

Cullen
Cullen
Werewolf
Cullen.
Grizzly
Human
Piano
Cullen.
Cullen
Cullen
Bracelet
Cullen.
Cullen
Cullen
Truck.

I was once a Volvo
Cedward baked a cake
But(t) I never saw the way
The Bella kissed the Jake.
I was only just undead
Alice told a tale
And now listen, Bella dear
Jacob wags his tail.

Did you ever see a Cullen
Kiss a Cullen
On the Cullen?
Cullens Cullen tastes of Cullen.
Cullen
Cullen
Truck.

Half a Cullen
Twice a Cullen
Not a Cullen
Newton
Cullen.
Cullen in a car
Alarm a Cullen
Cullen
Truck.

Is this how its told now?
Aro is so old
Is it made of venom juice?
Sparkle
Marble
Cold.

Alice likes to spend the cash
Jacobs out of luck
And in the final chapter
He imprints with a duck.

Disclaimer: I do not own the llama song nor do I own these lyrics. I found them on an icon and made my own video for it. I do not own the Twilight characters, Stephenie Meyer does. I do not own the film or the photos seen in this video.

TEAM JACOB!

**WOW! 20,000 views! Never thought I would even hit 10,000 :) THANK YOU

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  • do it

  • Team Edward!!!!!!!!!!!

  • XD

  • XD

  • priceless! im going to memorize these lirrics and then im going to sing them really fast with the song a million song until someone tells me to shut up

  • this was super funny i love it..

  • I`m gonna be all annoying and say TEAM.. E- Harry Potter -___-

  • i loved it GO TEAM JACOB!!!

  • HHHAHAHHAHHA

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