Jeff Dunham Achmed "Jingle Bombs" w/ lyrics

Achmed the Dead Terrorist gets in the Christmas spirit! Thanks to Smakgakgak for the lyrics! Leave a comment. Lyrics:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...

I KILL YOUOUOU!

Thanks for the text

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Jeff
• Dunham
• Jingle
• Bombs
• Achmed
• improv
• MustangBaller44
• parody

[JonasBrotherslover41]

SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

night.

[midnightthebunny]

Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military... [it's not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see.

[Chidori980]

so funny I KILL YOU

[spartin200]

haha classic

[gamma124124124]

lol got shot in

[MileyCheerleadin123]

thanks gutiar guy!you can go backstage and do drugs now!lmao!

[Astronomer16]

lol i love this movie!! ;) i went out and bought the movie i luv it so badly!!

I KILL YOOOOUUUU!! :)

[Astronomer16]

I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. Thats when I got shot in the ass by the US Military Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head.

[ReconMArineBravo1]

I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I'll kill you... I KILL YOUOUOU!

[249sawgunner]

u racist basterd lol i kick ur ass a gh i will own u ok halo