The 1% Rap

The 99% has been talking a lot of trash lately. I think it's time that we 1% have our say.
(lyrics)
The 1% Rap
I am the one percent
and I'm a corporate whore
Once I bleed you dry
I'll try to take a little more.

I don't care what it takes
I don't care who I screw
I can buy the politicians,
tell them what to do.

You protest in the streets
Getting pepper sprayed
While I made a million dollars
and I just got laid.

You tell me I should think
Like I got time for that
Had to cancel tennis lessons
just to write this rap.

(chorus)
'cause I far too busy
For the follow-up jiggle.
Don't care much
about a little bit of dribble
Go ahead and point
with your friends and giggle
But, I ain't got time
to give it a wiggle

You ninety nine percent
You just don't have a clue
You're probably shaking all day long
while there are things to do

You should just get off the streets
and come work for me
I love the monetary slave
That really thinks he's free.

So, buy your Justin Beiber
And please don't read The Cleaver
'cause we need you
watchin' TV so you're sleepin' deeper

Just face the facts
You are the bottom class
I accomplish more than you all
when I wipe my ass.


(chorus)

So, here's the bottom line
We are the cure
We're genetically inbred
and we're superior

We are the one percent
and we own it all
Stand against us and you're asking
For a deadly brawl

Just don't tell the cops
That they're in your percent
'cause without those guys
we couldn't even make a dent

But, we're not concerned
'bout you're little brains
you don't see the bigger picture
and it still remains

So have your protest
Hold all the signs you can
But, just remember in the end
You're workin' for the man.

(chorus)
jonlajoie

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[starrockertaytay]

Lol?

[FitnessLonnie]

@starrockertaytay Not sure if you laughed out loud on this one, huh?

[alzaine]

That was a great laugh to watch... You protest in the streets getting pepper sprayed while I made a million dollars and I just got laid (LOL)... We're genetically inbred and and we're superior (LMAO)... Just don't tell the cops that they're in your percent (ROFLOL) so true. Very well done!!! I won't comment on the dance :D

[FitnessLonnie]

@alzaine haha, thanks!

[FitnessLonnie]

@Corpse05 Thank you for your articulate and grammatically correct insight.

[reaper519]

Eminem is the #1 white rapper?!?!?!? I think not!!!

[FNCommand0]

That was the funniest rap i have ever heard

[aramdamanlardz]

U got ur mum and ur friends mum in this

cant get girl?s

[corysmith1173]

(Deep exhale)

[xXDewey16Xx]

i always have time for the follow up jiggle

[starrockertaytay]

@FitnessLonnie I did because it was aqward. But entertaining

[FitnessLonnie]

@8maxthemax8 Yes, that dude is HILARIOUS!

[FitnessLonnie]

@a11mykn33gr0w5 hahaha. Better than being a millionaire.