Mad Libs with Cobra Starship

My "Dream man" should first of all be very (1) slimey and (2) fast. He should have a physique like (3) Paul Rudd, a profile like (4) Richard Simmons, and the intelligence of a (5) mongoose. He must be polite and must always remember to (6) punch my (7) lake, to tip his (8) baseball, and take my (9) leather cheerio when crossing the street. He should move (10)swimmingly, have a (11) heinous voice, and should always dress (12) swiftly. I would like him to be a (13) dumpy dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper (14) farty nothings into my (15) kneecap and hold my (16) gummy (17) egg. I know a (18) horse is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is (19) Dan Lipski.

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• cobra
• starship
• ryland
• blackinton
• alex
• suarez
• warped
• tour
• 2008
• interview
• mad
• libs

[horserider1994]

ryland look so small

[daniejannn]

hahaha "adverbs all end in l y" lol

[jlo52bubbles]

leather cheerio WTF Alex??

This video is awkwardd

[XxxBrakeMeAgainxxX]

I mean blonde

[XxxBrakeMeAgainxxX]

Now that you pointed it out, he does all he needs in blood hair

[caviernugget]

ryland looks like kurt cobain in this vid

[Foxyladi243]

hahah ong love it.

[HEYnannerz]

where is this?

[daydreamer9663]

aww dang! it cut off!

[burtietaylor]

mongoose!!