Sebastian Maniscalco Hates People

Standup comic Sebastian Maniscalco explains why he can't stand going to Starbucks and Subway, and why he hates talking his father through learning "the Internets."


See Sebastian at the Gotham Comedy Club in New York, February 24-27, and for more tour dates and info, go to SebastianLive.com.

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[TonyDanza4Lyfe]

I couldnt breathe during the subway bit. Sebastian is SOOOO funny.

[szqsk8]

"fingering the muffin". LOL!

[StuartHughes2990]

This comedy routine is ripped off a Seinfeld episode

[szqsk8]

You can get get double meat and no veg at Subway but you gotta pay extra for it. They just dint give it away. I always get stuck behind some fucktard at Subway every time I go there too!

[PoliticalLee]

I CANDOOO IT!!! THEY'RE WATCHING ME!!!

[ANTHONYSHAMS]

Sebatian, You RUUUUUUUUULE as always

Eslam the Comic

[xXstruxxerXx]

Is that what the foot pedal is for?? Hahaha LOL

[DaKidNooCh]

take it out of the baggggggg!!!

[wde8907]

sooo damn funny and soo true. im in tears right now. lol

[coldstaind91]

"I can't do it!..."Cause they're looking at me in the cameras, come on!" I almost fell out of my chair...too fucking funny

[scotje11]

This guy is awsome

[neopandorex2]

im crying atm.