How to Be Black Metal - A Documentary

Two fans make a short parody documentary about black metal in which pretend metal band Severed Colon demonstrates how to make a proper Norwegian Black Metal music video. It's an obvious homage to such great songs as "Call of the Wintermoon" by Immortal (among others).

Category:

Music

Tags:

• norwegian
• black
• metal
• documentary
• lousy
• kvlt
• trve
• heavy
• stupid
• retards
• corpse
• paint
• immortal
• wintermoon
• music

[vitaminsandstds]

I enjoyed your employment of CGI, is it almost unheard of in Black Metal videos

[loudstupiddave]

@vitaminsandstds Thanks. I used to work for Pixar.

[Mordan666]

hm, there are some funny parodies about bm in the internet, but this is definately none of them!!!!

[loudstupiddave]

@Mordan666 Well put!

[Nacionarg]

- What is the first rule of Norwegian Black Metal?

- Be from "Norwegia"

[Braleven]

What's with all the butthurt black metal pussies? Lol I can like black metal and laugh at how stupid it seems at the same time. But no, some kids take it DEEP AND PERSONALLY.

[eutanos]

you should just put the video, the other part bac acted and it wastes everybodys time... well maybe de norwegia part haha

[shophet]

@01800satan HAHAHAHA. ASSHOLE.

[WolfieboyMachi]

@shophet

Wow, someone's a hater...

[tzaboath]

Bunch of GAYSS!!!!

[SterbendDSBM]

@01800satan Fuck you!

Black Metal IS MUSIC!

Fuck you again for involving music with religion!

And im a black metal fan!

[shophet]

LOL... STUPED FUCKING METAL LOVERS.

SOME ONE SHOULD TRY MAKING A ZOMBY MOVIE, BUT WITH METALHEADS INSTEAD OF ZOMBIES.

[frustratedno1]

I like the fairy mushroom girl painting . Thats very nice. It was funny as hell and the guy's not bad to look at or anything. Fun for me, i need to get out more obviously though lol.